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Texas city described as the most diverse place in the world (25% each White, Black, Latino, Asian) where residents allegedly take pride in being overweight and dressing poorly.

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"The Greater Houston Area is most diverse place in the world. 25% White, 25% Black, 25% Latino, and 25% Asian. Everyone in the 4 major groups has come together around gorging themselves to the size of a whale and dressing like absolute shit. It is like a competition. A race to the bottom."
"But Houston (first off, really ugly city) is full of these places, and they're absolutely packed. Not even just full of old honey men either, but young guys and even some women going out for like a girls lunch. You go in and it's not even the hooters uniform, which is pretty tame. These chicks are s"
"If you asked someone on crack cocaine to design a metro area you would get the Houston area. The city of Houston and the Houston area at large is the worst and most soul crushing place in the United States."
Houston is the worst city in the United States · cavaismylife · ↑376 · 2025-03-25
"Now I have never been to Houston, or Texas for that matter, but my impression of it is that it is the very antithesis of western Europe. Regardless, he decided to take a three year expat role in Houston. Presumably, he will be making money hand over fist and that was what convinced him to do it, but"
"Fourth largest city, one of the most diverse. Last greatest thing was what, chopped n' screwed rap? That was 30 years ago. I guess 'y'all' has been appropriated but that's not Houston specific. It seems like anything Houston could be known for isn't relevant past the inner loop."
Why is Houston so culturally insignificant? · TedEpperly · ↑232 · 2024-02-06
"Leaving in two weeks to the Houston suburbs. Gonna rent until the market cools down and buy a house."
Finally got out of NYC · u/4thwavefeminist · ↑157 · 2022-08-28
"I hear about people working wagie jobs in NYC and I'm like but how? Why? As someone else here said, if you want to move to a miserable hard-mode big American city, just go to Houston. You'd feel right at home."
Why tf do y'all live in New York · u/acetrainerhaley · ↑131 · 2022-02-19
"It worked in Houston too. That wouldn't be the case if the American homeless population was a uniquely drug-addled mentally ill set of people."
The takes about homelessness in this sub are terrible too · u/[deleted] · ↑123 · 2022-10-14
"Later investigations found out that Matthew had flown to Houston, Texas on the same day, then went on to Paris, New York, and finally to Miami."
Christopher Nolan's Brother, a true Hunter Biden of the family · u/No_Locksmith_8768 · ↑55 · 2023-07-25
"For me it's hard to beat the Houston exurbs"
Post your favorite insanely horrible Zillow properties · u/hrei12 · ↑51 · 2022-04-24
"terrible city in many ways (i grew up there) but it is better food than 95% of the US. extremely diverse, extremely working class. If you combined Chicago and Houston, you have the perfect city."
Houston food scene is not praised enough · u/Aware-Vacation6570 · ↑31 · 2023-07-19
"I was driving from Houston to Austin and saw a turtle attempting to cross the highway. He would poke his head out and take a step, then a car would drive by and he would shoot back into his shell."
Turtles are the saddest animal · u/TedEpperly · ↑55 · 2024-06-22
"Later investigations found out that Matthew had flown to Houston, Texas on the same day, then went on to Paris, New York, and finally to Miami."
Christopher Nolan's Brother, a true Hunter Biden of the family · u/No_Locksmith_8768 · ↑55 · 2023-07-25
"terrible city in many ways (i grew up there) but it is better food than 95% of the US. extremely diverse, extremely working class."
Houston food scene is not praised enough · u/Aware-Vacation6570 · ↑31 · 2023-07-19
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