Mentions (41)
"Went to Target by moms house and after leaving I saw someone standing by one of the red balls asking everybody for money and getting ignored. He then asked me and as I turned around my heart sunk in my chest because I knew this dude from elementary school."
"I'm sitting in a target parking lot drinking ipas. I was 5 years sober until 30 mins ago."
"First Day into their visit my nephew pulls me to the side begging me to go down to target with him and buy him a $1000 visa gift card and minoxidil beard kit with a derma roller."
"WHERE? Target? Walmart? The hardware stores are big box stores."
"I'm sitting in a target parking lot drinking ipas. I was 5 years sober until 30 mins ago."
"Shop at target. That's where the hoes at."
"Just went into target without a mask for the first time since lockdown and bought some protein bars. I forgot Targets have that plasticy smell yo them."
"pockets stuffed with candies I shoplifted from the Target self checkout"
"Not erotica but just one of those 'booktok' slop porn-for-women books. Average looking, white, skinny, upper middle class as well. Society is falling"
"The day after we went to target to buy the cheaper plan b (iykyk)"
"I have had a target on my back ever since"
"nobody is gonna give a fuck about the novelty of a 2015 Mossimo by Target dress"
"West Elm, Room and Board, Target; no matter where I go I keep seeing all of this swiss-cheese-like asymmetrical pottery."
"over the past few years, stores like Target have started having increasingly Pride-oriented rainbow capitalism collections."
"You can't go to Walgreens, target, or Home Depot without waiting 5-15 mins for an employee to unlock a product and then walk it up to the register for you."
"If you genuinely believe that you're about to be snatched up in a target parking lot or stabbed by a serial killer, it actually substantiates a lot of the tenets of "womanhood" that you've built your life around."
"Quarter of the books on their shelf with Target stickers on them."
"I was walking by target after my workout, and this creepy looking old man kept following me around the store."
"I remember as a kid I used to just go into a Target and there would be Pokémon cards sitting on the shelf"
"you'll go back home and work at Target like everybody else"
"if im going to target i want that that obnoxious upbeat carly rae jepsen type shit"
"For poor/working class ppl like me your loser male coworker at Target is not making more money than you."
"Someone else here was talking about going to a lot of Targets at night to be perceived."
"a pack of cotton washcloths is like 7 dollars at target"
"we were walking through Target and she points out some normal looking book. She then tells me she is shocked to see it on the shelves of Target because there was a scene that involved involuntary sodomization"
"Ran into the Fyre Fest guy at Target"
"I can't think of any other store where I can routinely see young cute couples walking around."
"Uniqlo is basically Target in Japan"
"I usually get my groceries from Target because there is literally only one other grocery store in the downtown area of my city"
"ask any fucking Target mum in an English speaking country their thoughts on Beyonce and guarantee they would be like "yasss I woke up like disssssss" or some shit"
"There's this shopping center with a whole foods type grocery store I usually go to for produce next to a Target I get toiletries and things at."
"Next I went to pick up some laundry detergent at Target, but when I got to the aisle I found all of it was behind glass"
"My gf (23f), thinks this is insane behavior, and wants me to use the nice target rags she bought."
"There's a video currently circulating of a woman in blackface badgering people at a target in Colorado"
"riding in metal boxes back and forth from ridiculous suburban cheaply built homes to our walmarts and targets to enrich the owner class is a law of nature"
"I did spend one year working for a Target store and got to witness the madness firsthand"
"does anyone else have random dudes come up to them at like target???"
"I was at target today in line to check out and the cashier seemed pretty friendly and was greeting everyone in front of me like "hi how are you / thank you have a nice day" and yet when I got up to check out she didn't say a single word to me!"
"I saw an entire tatted up family walking into Target the other day--I'm talking arms and legs entirely COVERED."
"just tired of dressing like a Target goth"
"Target: more expensive but actually looks like a clean and organized store"