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A city criticized as a hub for crypto scammers and AI peddlers, featuring Bored Apes graffiti, and where an independent cinema was threatened with eviction for screening a Palestinian documentary.

Mentions (31)
"Oren and Tal Alexander are brothers and were two of the highest producing real estate agents in Manhattan and Miami for years."
"It's the only place in the country where I've unironically seen Bored Apes graffiti. It's the hub for crypto scammers and AI peddlers alike. This is the place where one of the few local independent cinemas was threatened eviction for "antisemitism" because they screened No Other Land"
"I'd like to see the fentanyl addicts, the finance bros, the small town bartender girls, the social media moguls, the construction workers, the large hispanic families at the beach, the black guys that ride the subway with their music blasting, the big boys and girls in San Antonio, the degenerate ga"
"This wasn't a thing in the 90s or 2000s unless you were in Miami or LA. Sure, walking around topless in the Bahamas, Cancun or DR, maybe some Euro countries, whatever."
"So some fat fucking leech real estate agents from Miami and Tel Aviv can have their soulless beachfront hotels where a bunch of trust fund kids will come to waste a week in hedonism?"
Recent photos of Rafah genuinely make me sick · u/LouReedTheChaser · ↑310 · 2026-02-01
"He broke up with Thiel last year and moved to Miami."
Peter Thiel's ex-boyfriend fell off a building · u/heyitsme1234500 · ↑240 · 2023-03-30
"he walk around miami streets and nightclubs calling women whores and bitches while also simultaneously hitting on them. he also openly uses the n-word with zero consequences."
that clavicular fella is terrifying · u/tin-f0il-man · ↑231 · 2026-01-19
"Driven by a homeless women I encountered. These people just go about their lives."
"Over the Thanksgiving break, I stayed with him in Miami because my younger siblings kind of despise him right now and prefer to stay with my mother, who in part buys their loyalty through gifting them extravagant presents."
Making my Dad's hinge profile.. · u/groomedthrowawaygrl · ↑207 · 2021-12-04
"New York, LA, Chicago, Philadelphia, San Francisco, Seattle, Washington DC, Boston, Miami, and Minneapolis All the other "big cities" are either shells of their former selves and can no longer support urban life or are post-war suburban sprawl sunbelt cities."
America only has 10 cities · light_metals · ↑201 · 2023-07-25
"Florida Democrat Party is in complete ruins. They gave up all their blue cities, even Miami."
Cuomo should move to Florida and run for governor next year. · u/Mental_E_Illman · ↑163 · 2025-11-03
"At least Miami and Jacksonville feel real and like a working city. At least St. Augustine is historical. At least Tampa, Sarasota, Key West, and some other coastal cities are idyllic and relaxing."
Orlando is a place that should not be. · u/bussyblaster69420 · ↑153 · 2021-10-13
"Even at a mediocre undergrad institution, the professors went to great schools and were obviously pretty smart. Do they notice/get annoyed when they have to teach the 18yo dolts of like, Miami, Ohio?"
Academics: Is it annoying teaching stupid kids? · u/poetthrowitaway · ↑137 · 2023-11-21
"they always have super nice apartments around NYC, LA, or Miami."
what do hot women with 100k followers do for a living? · u/reelmeish · ↑115 · 2023-01-12
"Got bamboozled into going to a New years party in Miami which I thought would be filled with hotties but was actually just my gay friends attempt to confess his love for me. The party was just him and his friend."
Dating L posting I think I am cursed · u/Gullible-Answer-6010 · ↑90 · 2024-01-13
"I have certainly noticed this more often in places where competition is everything—like Miami or New York—but these types of people exist everywhere."
Why are a surprising amount of people very self-centered · Itchy-Sea9491 · ↑65 · 2023-08-31
"3) hot people in the metro areas (NYC, LA, Miami, etc.)"
America is the best country ever · u/GustavKlimtJapan · ↑63 · 2023-03-24
"The problem is that I live in the devil's asshole aka Miami, Fl and like to run in the morning. Any tips on how to protect myself from the sun?"
I've taken the run pill · u/gibbs124 · ↑56 · 2022-05-23
"Later investigations found out that Matthew had flown to Houston, Texas on the same day, then went on to Paris, New York, and finally to Miami."
Christopher Nolan's Brother, a true Hunter Biden of the family · u/No_Locksmith_8768 · ↑55 · 2023-07-25
"He has an excuse these past few days. The surgery in Miami. The surgeon from China, the genius who gave him back his one good eye after Stevens Johnson TEN and an injection of prednisone, inserted into the wrong part of the eyeball, blinded him in his left eye."
"i live in miami for reference and i'm starting to get the feeling that not a single person in this city has a real, genuine friend"
where do you find decent people do be friends with? · u/neveroddoreven06 · ↑44 · 2022-05-16
"He's sitting on the fly-deck of his Sun-seeker 39, drinking a cold one and sending emails. The girls have just arrived, one is swinging a bottle of Fireball above her head."
"Now he goes to Greece, Mexico, Miami etc just to get with girls."
"Miami: same as above"
I enjoy going to city subreddits and seeing what they say about dating there · u/obvious-throwaway778 · ↑30 · 2023-12-24
"I remember that a girl I was seeing thought I was making a racist joke directed towards a group of Black guys who were just behind us in the line when I was buying a Colt 40, wine flavored Black n' Milds and cut watermelon as a snack when we were in a ghetto adjacent liquor store in Miami."
Culture Shock · u/bella_jihad · ↑30 · 2025-04-17
"In terms of similar cities that are actually affordable, you are basically left with Philadelphia, Chicago… maybe Miami if it crashes hard enough?"
"I am in Miami, Vegas, NYC, Atlanta or Chicago. The young women wear athleisure yoga pants, crop tops. Everyone watches the same viral videos on the same globalized platforms."
The decline of local cultures is wild · u/GerryAdamsSFOfficial · ↑972 · 2025-07-31
"I got to see her for the first time in a while for us (8 months) because I called her while we were both drunk in separate cities and got flights to Miami."
i love my sister · u/hieronymus_honey · ↑139 · 2022-06-18
"Considering the girl I'm think of as I write this (won't mention her name) is from Miami, I'm assuming she's the face of some kind of crypto-money laundering scam that will come to light."
"Later investigations found out that Matthew had flown to Houston, Texas on the same day, then went on to Paris, New York, and finally to Miami."
Christopher Nolan's Brother, a true Hunter Biden of the family · u/No_Locksmith_8768 · ↑55 · 2023-07-25
"when we were in a ghetto adjacent liquor store in Miami"
Culture Shock · u/bella_jihad · ↑30 · 2025-04-17
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