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Elden Ring

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Highly anticipated video game that released during the Russian invasion of Ukraine, noted as tragic timing for Ukrainian gamers who had preordered it.

Mentions (9)
"Anti-gooning, video gaming, and fast food, but only for the Internet aesthetics. Everyone here played elden ring DLC on their switch while gorging on beige foods."
"There's one guy I know whose 36, norwood 5'd and has a beautiful wife and kids, takes his kids to baseball practice after work and then plays elden ring for 3 hours while his wife cooks dinner. Total beast."
"No I don't care about 'Elden Ring.' You couldn't pay me to learn a thing about 'Thor' or 'Infinity Stones.' I will never have a favorite anime. Don't you dare ask me what house the sorting hat would put me in."
Relating to your coworkers · u/amanita_applebum · ↑101 · 2022-03-11
"The funniest part was that at least three of the people posting rhetoric like that were video game or 40k posters. Like, imagine thinking you're inherently better than these " third worlders " whilst being a grown ass man playing Elden Ring. So soy and yet so cruel."
there are so many unironic chuds here lmao · u/Sad_Meat4309 · ↑71 · 2025-08-08
"Does anyone in nyc have a Ps5 or something I can play elden ring on? We could be just two bros just hanging out playing some video games. Nothing sexual"
Does anyone in nyc have a Ps5 or something I can play elden ring on? · u/BobbyBrownBailBonds · ↑40 · 2022-02-20
"I tried red dead redemption 2, Elden Ring, and Final Fantasy 7. Couldn't get into any of them, although Elden Ring almost got me"
"that Elden Ring literally just came out today. This game has been hotly anticipated for years. It must suck for all those people in Ukraine who had it preordered for years and don't even get a chance to play it because bombs are getting dropped on them and they're getting drafted. My bf is playing i"
"imagine thinking you're inherently better than these " third worlders " whilst being a grown ass man playing Elden Ring"
there are so many unironic chuds here lmao · u/Sad_Meat4309 · ↑71 · 2025-08-08
"that Elden Ring literally just came out today. This game has been hotly anticipated for years."
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