Mentions (16)
"I asked them to name the last book they read. No answers, so I asked them to name ANY book they had read. One girl said she read Harry Potter, but that was it."
"Obviously kids a decade ago still weren't walking around calling each other by their last names like in Harry Potter, but they would use them to differentiate between two kids with the same first name"
"We start watching Harry Potter. I'm meekly sipping my drink. She grabs me. It's on... After 45 minutes of dry humping and eating her out, she really wants me. We work together to get me to a reasonable stiffness, and she shoves me inside. Your boy rockets to a respectable 80% firm. Its on. I achieve"
"When I was like 12 there were these YouTube videos where someone rubber clips of Harry Potter with audio from the South Park movie and me and my friends thought it was the funniest shit we'd ever seen"
"Why did Fred and George not notice their little brother sleeping with Peter Pettigrew on the Marauder´s map?"
"She's burned through lots of kid literature: Harry Potter, several times; Percy Jackson and all the spin-offs (~11k pages) twice."
"Feels irresponsible to have kids star in a franchise so steeped in culture wall bullshit."
"So if you seek beneath our floors…beware of finding more than treasure there"
"I've been on a third date with a girl who is big into Disney movies, Harry Potter and also has Funkopops."
"Can you imagine happily signing your kid up for the Harry Potter reboot? It's like volunteering to have their life expectancy lowered, or at the very least for an assortment of serious substance problems and emotional disorders."
"I am thinking about books that are embarrassing because they are juvenile — like Harry Potter — which I would never dare put on display"
"Even the thing with the initials in the Harry Potter novels (and not writing out her female first names) seems conspicuous in retrospect"
"She was also an evangelical Christian and a huge Harry Potter fan."
"Maybe it's because I'm not 6 feet and look like a haggard Harry Potter"
"Harry Potter Race Predictions"
"Elphaba experiences prejudice and bullying from the queer diversity people at her Harry Potter school"