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Funko Pop

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Collectible figurines that a dating prospect owns, which the poster views as indicating incompatibility regarding politics or theory discussions.

Mentions (41)
"Pack it up folks. This thing of ours is truly just reddit now. I'll forever remember and hold your best insults and scathing critiques in my heart."
"go look up right now where you've placed your bed or your laptop or heaven forbid your funko pops and realise the intense negative energy you're attracting."
"I'm not going to enjoy this band or book or whatever because I've invented a performative male or bisexual woman with a boyfriend or Funkopop capeshit nerd in my head who sucks"
So tired of judging art by the imagined audience of the art. · u/yeezyreupholstered · ↑149 · 2025-09-28
"Before we lived in a world of capeshit, funkopops, and anime girls being everywhere you looked"
Nerds were so much cooler when they were lame. · u/YeForgotHisPassword · ↑101 · 2025-05-20
"My father is a literal funko pop collector who is into Marvel movies and superhero shit. I'm talking about the spare room has like 4 large shelves filled with funko pops."
Coping with having loser/fucked up family members · u/Frequent-Campaign645 · ↑88 · 2024-04-02
"He's the one who got my father into the funko pop Reddit shit and has an equally robust collection of funkos, video game toys, and tech gadgets."
Coping with having loser/fucked up family members · u/Frequent-Campaign645 · ↑88 · 2024-04-02
"the Netflix show and influx of American funko pop kratom tech bros really fucked up the"
"Star Wars Marvel Funko Pop"
Fluent in sarcasm · u/groovylonglegs · ↑85 · 2025-03-07
"high functioning autistic FunkoPop collectors met online via a shared love of obscure JRPGs"
What will happen to all the children of FunkoPop Parents? · u/SearchingForDelta · ↑85 · 2025-07-19
"So she has at least 30-40 Funkos in her living room"
Met a Warrenite who wants to blackface one of her Funko Pops · u/Significant-March · ↑76 · 2022-02-16
"she is planning on converting her Aaron Rodgers Funko into a Davante Adams one"
Met a Warrenite who wants to blackface one of her Funko Pops · u/Significant-March · ↑76 · 2022-02-16
"play to the lowest common denominator tastes of funko pop collectors across the globe"
"Funko pop levels of infantilization"
adult women really need to stfu about "playing mermaids" etc · u/konkybong · ↑71 · 2024-06-10
"I've been on a third date with a girl who is big into Disney movies, Harry Potter and also has Funkopops. I don't think I will ever successfully talk politics or theory with her."
Normie partners, yes or no? · u/DiaMat2040 · ↑69 · 2023-10-09
"Instead of watching marvel movies and collecting funko pops, they have the humor of a 5th grader."
Cumtown is loved by men refusing to grow up · u/[deleted] · ↑66 · 2021-09-27
"having "good taste" in movies and art is still the same level of consumerism as being into funko pops"
What's your Red Scare unpopular opinion? · u/bitchyfuxkjngbltch34 · ↑66 · 2022-10-29
"I think that adds up to over 300 of those things. Idk how they even fit so many in the uber."
"a raven flew in and perched himself on top of my Pallas funkopop"
"let me have a funko pop. let me drink soda. let me watch anime. let me have tattoos. let me be fat"
LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS · u/[deleted] · ↑44 · 2022-03-17
"My coworker talking about his hunt for the abby from sesame street funko pop"
Things that pained me this week · u/supertallboy · ↑43 · 2025-12-10
"A former colleague came to my birthday and offered me a funko pop. Something Marvel, probably minor character cause the name didn't ring a bell. Also the packaging had clearly already been ripped open and he'd just put some tape on it."
An L story · u/toussah · ↑41 · 2022-09-10
"The tired & down trodden Funko Pop collectors will revolt... All of your heads will be foisted upon tiny cartoonish caricature bodies."
Soi polloi · u/subs-n-dubs · ↑37 · 2022-01-02
"Does not own Funko pops."
Joe Rogan Archetype · u/BeeQuirky8604 · ↑37 · 2025-05-18
"My friend is doing "based" funko pops based on historical figures like Oscar pistorius, dylan klebold, and Julian assange and Donald Trump."
Ted kaczynski funko pop · u/bitchyfuxkjngbltch34 · ↑36 · 2021-04-21
"Maybe having the coolest funko pop collection or winning best couples costume at comic-con"
"KAWS and BE@RBRICK are Funko Pops for rich people"
KAWS and BE@RBRICK are Funko Pops for rich people · u/vive-la-lutte · ↑35 · 2024-10-22
"they have such a disgusting aesthetic i don't understand how they are so popular. and keeping in their boxes makes it look so much worse. people have hundreds or thousands like who would want their interior design to look like a department store toy aisle"
funko pops sicken me · u/frozenbananastand420 · ↑34 · 2021-03-04
"We, as Funko POP owners, need to stand with them and DEMAND that Funko honors the lives of brainlet victims of woke police brutality by making a Dasha Nekrasova Funko POP."
We need a Dasha Nekrasova Funko POP now · u/Gigadweeb · ↑33 · 2021-01-25
"I thought funko pops were a popsicle"
I thought funko pops were a popsicle · u/flytempo · ↑33 · 2022-10-01
"Half the store is just the funkopop section at GameStop plus a bunch of self-help books"
What's with the obsession with banned books? · u/SecretWasianMan · ↑33 · 2025-02-17
"If you're willing to go further, watch Marvel movies, collect funko pops, go vegan and jerk off to hentai, read history articles on Wikipedia and post on r/playboicarti."
Greetings - the solution is looksminning, not looksmaxxing · u/SummerTiny5062 · ↑30 · 2025-08-04
"for example someone who defines themselves as a person who enjoys certain movies or music or video games or who's main interest is made up in purchasing goods, funko pops being the very Reddit example."
"it reminds me of the funko pop bullshit. enjoy your piece of plastic in the shape of a hypersexualized 12 year old girl or le epic anime warrior"
has anyone else noticed the rise of anime statuette/figurines · u/cooooooooooomerr · ↑29 · 2023-12-11
"we are already starting to purge our collection because we realized vinyl is basically just funko pops and it's really concerning."
how to make vinyl look not cringe · u/[deleted] · ↑24 · 2021-07-17
"It's bizarre, infantile behavior by people who collect Funko Pops and visit Disneyland four times a year"
"imagine watching the people who bought thousands of dollars in funko pops lose their house and have to put hundreds of unopened star wars figurines in their car"
great depression · u/griddymaster68 · ↑24 · 2025-01-15
"Trump should sell Putin and Zelensky shaped funko pops..whoever gets the most sales receives military funding"
"you have hundreds / thousands of fat bearded Funko Pop collectors trotting out slight variations of the 'He sucks anyway'"
"You see it all the time with the Funko Pop owning "let people enjoy things!" crowd and people who treat shit like BDSM as a personality trait and talk about "kinkshaming" as if it's part of a structural oppression in society"
"As was unpacking my funko pops"
Disgusting Europeans · u/KindofaCrotchSlaw · ↑22 · 2023-06-18
"Goes into random ass rambles about how her and her family are "chads" (she has over 50 Funko pops)"
How do you "strike back" against someone like this · u/Smart_Put1424 · ↑20 · 2024-03-09
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