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Vladimir Putin

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Russian president who exiled journalist Sasha believed staged apartment bombings with the FSB, and who pro-war Russian Sofia claimed was 'cleaning house' by targeting Latvia, Lithuania, and Belarus.

Mentions (51)
"And Putin is like "to answer that we must start with Rurik's accession in Novgorod 862" and he straight up gives a 30 min lecture on Russian-Ukrainian history going through the Mongol conquests and the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth. 10 mins in Putin straight up pulls out a folio of photocopied prim"
Tucker Putin interview is a banger · u/victorian_secrets · ↑819 · 2024-02-09
"They get to the war in Ukraine, arguing if Putin could have been convinced to not attack Ukraine. I bring up Dagestan and Chechnya, and neither of them have the faintest idea what I'm talking about."
"Putin dropping hypersonic missiles on Lviv, 70km east of the EU border. Trump threatening to invade sovereign Danish territory, and implying he might do the same to Mexico, Cuba, Colombia, even Canada."
"my little brother's friend, an eleven year old girl, now has no legs and no parents thanks to putin. "most ethical war since WWI". quit ackchyually-posting and go exercise or something. obese keyboard tankie"
actually fuck your edgy Ukraine take · u/zalishchyky · ↑321 · 2023-03-06
"She's much more likely to be a Modi/BJP plant than a Putin asset, but Cold War brainrot has most people unable to see other countries as capable of espionage."
"Assad landed in Moscow, according to Tass, and Putin gave him asylum."
Assad made it · u/Humble_Errol_Flynn · ↑298 · 2024-12-08
"If Trump or Putin were in their 40s I honestly believe the world might not recover. Our saving grace is that they will become too old to be an agents of change pretty soon and they will eventually leave this earth."
We are exceedingly lucky that Trump is old · u/Current-Pianist-6042 · ↑262 · 2024-02-29
"Two months later Putin invaded and I guess the rest is history."
"Redditors saying mongolia should arrest Putin when Netanyahu visited the most powerful country on earth with zero resistance is pissing me off."
"Putin starts talking about Ukraine trying to get Nuclear Weapons with the help of the West, and how Ukraine has never been a real country and it was created by Lenin on a whim. The whole time he sounds like a jilted ex"
"Do you guys think him and Vlad do movie nights together? I wonder what they watch. They have a bromance that will endure forever at this point."
Steven Seagal at Putin's inauguration today · u/josephjp155 · ↑211 · 2024-05-07
"Like in 2 years is he gona come to and make us all feel really bad about having had undiagnosed bipolar"
Is Putin in a manic state? · u/Independent_Dot63 · ↑208 · 2022-02-28
"biden just blithely mentioned putin is definitely invading ukraine, said thank you, turned around, and walked off"
"The Syrian embassy there has swapped his flag with the rebel one and Putin is reportedly refusing to meet him. Russian media has stopped called his enemies "terrorists" and now prefers "armed opposition"."
I don't think Bashar is having a nice time in Moscow :( · u/Acceptable_Guard_598 · ↑151 · 2024-12-09
"The main reason orange man likes Putin is because Russia went full oligarchy. They want that for the US."
The US is headed towards being 2025 Russia, not 90s Russia · FriendlyCranberry657 · ↑147 · 2025-03-05
"Can you imagine Putin letting people like that walk around embarrassing their entire society with constant edgelord cringe memeing at every posssible moment including the name of their child? USA is truly a clown world and a society in decline!"
Elon musk and grimes would both be executed if we lived in a serious country · u/bitchyfuxkjngbltch34 · ↑142 · 2021-05-15
"And after mistakenly accusing Vladimir Putin of war crimes against the people of Iraq, he takes a moment and then humbly explains, 'well… I'm 75.'"
George W. Bush Is Younger than Both Trump and Biden · u/Eliza_Liv · ↑137 · 2024-02-15
"Watch two (2) hours of uncensored dick riding live on YouTube. Takeaways: - Putin is a genuinely talented propagandist. - They both seem to both be having a good time together."
Babe, wake up! The Tucker-Putin Interview dropped. · u/norizzrondesantis · ↑126 · 2024-02-09
"Putin invaded Crimea in 2014 and Obama let him have it. They are genuinely posting it as prove that Obama was a tough leader dealing with Russia, when he really only emboldened them."
"Captain Ibrahim Traore, the world's youngest leader shakes hands with Putin after expelling all NATO troops from Burkina Faso"
"To be fair though, my only knowledge of the conflict is from the bits that show up on the twitter trending sidebar. But if he wants it that bad let him have it, I'm sure he'll take good care of it. It must mean something special to him for him to go this far over it."
if Putin wants Ukraine I say let him have it · u/Ardbert14 · ↑111 · 2022-02-23
"Russia can't even non hypocritically use Libya as whataboutism, considering Putin endorsed the NATO intervention himself."
"Putin was never painted as an aggressive leader until he pushed back on Georgia and Ukraine joining NATO."
The intensity of anti Russian sentiment is bizarre · u/nomoremrniceguy2020 · ↑108 · 2022-01-28
"Took me a second to connect the dots on where all the 'you have to stand up to bullies and it's actually worth a nuclear war to do this' talk was coming from, idk why given how obvious it is"
"New Putin asset just dropped - Bri'ish nurses"
New Putin asset just dropped - Bri'ish nurses · u/miltonvercetti · ↑96 · 2022-12-04
"A great respect for Vladimir Putin is evident in Transnistria. One building flew a flag of Putin's party United Russia, though I couldn't tell if this was in any official capacity or merely an enthusiast."
A night in Transnistria · u/penciltrash · ↑92 · 2024-07-01
"He thought that Vladimir Putin's ascendancy would put America on a path to long-term cooperation with Russia."
Action movies made during the End of History are really funny. · u/Burnnoticelover · ↑86 · 2024-06-25
"New Zealand is provided its self government *within* the terms of the Australian Constitution as a state. New Zealand must accept this otherwise it must be declared an Australian Overseas Territory until a special military operation can liberate the Australian people and land held by the illegitimat"
"you gave asylum to psychos like Berezovskiy, who brought Putin into power, to his right arm Abramovich and hundreds of criminals of this sort"
Anti-Russian sentiment · u/piss-kidney18 · ↑75 · 2022-02-28
"Don't lie, you've noticed his face has looked extra puffy in recent photos and videos He used to take care of himself. What happened?"
Is this all happening because Putin recently got fat · u/gentilet · ↑74 · 2022-02-25
"In Eurasian news, Russia and Turkey have reached a tentative halt and cease fire agreement in war-torn Syria. As a show of good faith, Russia's parliament unanimously approved a constitutional reform allowing President Vladimir "Vladimirovich" Putin to remain in power until 2036, thus ensuring conti"
News of the Week · u/dubtonn · ↑73 · 2020-03-12
"Sasha was also a staunch believer in the Apartment Tower Bombing theory – arguing that Putin and the FSB staged a false flag attack to launch the second Chechen war in 1999. When the war came up, she casually explained that Latvia, Lithuania, and Belarus would be next, and that Putin was simply clea"
"Putin has signed an executive decree summoning citizens into the military reserves for two months of 2022."
Very interesting stuff happening right now in Ukraine · u/KrennicTM · ↑63 · 2022-02-18
"Both Putin and Zelensky are 5'7. Just more proof that Napoleon complex will bring down humanity"
Both Putin and Zelensky are 5'7 · u/Shot_Perception_8854 · ↑62 · 2022-03-11
"Now, again, Putin is NO SAINT. He's a sociopathic world leader like the rest of them. But he has been put against the wall by NATO."
I do not care if I get banned, this is the truth about NATO and Russia · u/biden_putin_threesum · ↑59 · 2022-02-24
"Various potty-humour puns on Putin's name and calliper analysis of the inherent shortcoming of the Russian people, followed by a legitimately childlike appraisal of how the risks of nuclear war are overstated, presented with such cocksure arrogance it makes my blood pressure spike."
"So it was recently revealed that Trump had finally spoken to Putin on the phone and they also agreed on a in-person meeting (he also spoke to Zelensky, but somehow nobody cares and honestly I don't blame them at this point)."
Another 'Is Ukraine is cooked?' post - it is about to get serious · Lost_Lecture1207 · ↑51 · 2025-02-12
"I don't think he will get far I bet he's gonna get killed by now to 2030 but the is fact that he's using Trump, Putin and others to achieve any kind of power is so fucking stupid and cartoony."
"Putin cannot be seen as losing to Ukraine. That would be a terrible thing for him - to be seen as losing to someone like Ukrainians whom he looks like, by all indications, looks like he despises. In that case - and I swear I would not even contemplate something like that eight days ago, but now it d"
"Putin is banning any non-state sanctioned media, but Twitter banned it's democratically elected president from posting, so how are we any different lmao. I was very critical of Twitter doing that when it happened, I thought it was unnecessary and set a bad precedent, but how is that even comparable "
"Kanye, Elon, and Putin all threw their reputations in the toilet this year. Zuck did it over the last two years with the metaverse fixation. Makes me kinda nervous that this tier of person is also becoming increasingly unhinged."
"All this to say, he may have offered one to the architect of the Special Military Operazyn and there is a non 0 chance that putler was packing a pillow during the interview."
An important possibly about the Tucker interview no one is talking about · u/matt_drudge_sexbot · ↑30 · 2024-02-09
"Despite what western media outlets want us to believe, it really does seem that he enjoys near universal support in the Russian Federation. And unless he steps down I don't doubt that he will be president for life."
What happens to the Russian Federation once Putin dies? · u/boringusr · ↑30 · 2025-12-03
"I will never, ever learn enough about Wendi Deng"
#ToxicFemininityThursday · yourecancelled · ↑28 · 2019-03-07
"Since we're living in another gilded age today, what symbols of wealth today will be museums in the future? Will Smith's mansion? Mohammad bin Salman's yacht? Putin's billion dollar palace? Maybe Trump's penthouse?"
"Putin thinking he'll be able to connect with Americans through 'facts & logic' is like you thinking your intricate knowledge about blockchain tech will get your Tinder date to want to sleep with you on the first date."
"When the video of Putin's palace leaked my dad suddenly became really interested in Navalny and attempts to free him."
"Putin picked the worst possible time to do this."
"He thought that Vladimir Putin's ascendancy would put America on a path to long-term cooperation with Russia."
Action movies made during the End of History are really funny. · u/Burnnoticelover · ↑86 · 2024-06-25
"This man has a troll army to rival that of Vladimir Putin's during the 2016 election"
Johnny depp · u/waneisaki · ↑69 · 2022-04-28

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