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Volodymyr Zelensky

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Ukrainian president mentioned both for his height in relation to Napoleon complex and as a hypothetical comparison for American presidents staying during invasion.

Mentions (11)
"Every post now is just bitching about how conservatives are morons and how liberals were right and how this sub is/was astroturfed and calling Zelensky a hero (lol) and all this that and the other frontpage arr politics nonsense... not to mention the fact that it was Biden's administration which pro"
Getting kinda tired of the redditification of this sub ngl · u/throw_away_bb2 · ↑355 · 2025-03-02
"Not a huge Zelensky fan but this was the first time I got an inkling of how funny he must be in his native languages."
"I'll wear a suit..maybe something like yours maybe a bit better" · u/gargoyleprincess12 · ↑321 · 2025-02-28
"After like 30 minutes of feeling weird and not really knowing why something clicked. I had literally been hearing Zelensky's faint fucking voice around 15 people ahead of me that whole time. He was wearing some really basic black latex pants and I think it was a gaultier mesh... he literally got den"
"both of these guys look like shit in this photo BTW. Trump looks super-old and Z looks puffy"
Zelensky wore an almost-suit to the White House today · u/Zhopastinky · ↑210 · 2025-08-18
"In his 10-minute address to the nation, Zelensky warned that Ukraine might face a 'very difficult choice: either losing [its] dignity, or risk losing a key partner', an apparent reference to the US, which is reportedly pushing Ukraine to accept a plan to end the war with Russia"
Zelensky address · u/yeahicreatedsomethin · ↑209 · 2025-11-21
"Then I apply blackhead strips which I leave on for ten minutes while I masturbate to that video of Zelensky shaking hands with Ukrainian civilians."
American Psycho monologue but it's a shitlib · PutTheSlugInSluggard · ↑126 · 2022-03-26
"Both Putin and Zelensky are 5'7. Just more proof that Napoleon complex will bring down humanity"
Both Putin and Zelensky are 5'7 · u/Shot_Perception_8854 · ↑62 · 2022-03-11
"Hypothetically let's just take it at face value that Zelenskyy has stayed in Kyiv. It's an interesting thought experiment."
"Putin thus managed to speak to Trump before his *representatives* will meet Zelensky in Munich, i.e. Putin gets the boss, while Zelensky has to make do with a deputy."
Another 'Is Ukraine is cooked?' post - it is about to get serious · Lost_Lecture1207 · ↑51 · 2025-02-12
"Trump's gonna force him to surrender and Ukrainian nationalists will take him out, right?"
So is Zelensky just a goner? · a_lostgay · ↑35 · 2024-11-06
"US wants the war to end, Russia (obviously) wants the war to end, Is there any way he makes it out of this at this point?"
So is Zelensky going to be the sacrifice upon the altar? · u/LouReedTheChaser · ↑35 · 2025-02-17
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