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"Cumtown Extended Universe"
"He literally just started a band because he wants to be the new third mic on Cumtown 2: Cumcity."
"Serious question I'm not that tapped into the history/lore. Been listening to some TAFS episodes and those guys seem mostly normal and chill but I wouldn't even bother listening to RS in 2024 lol"
"I've been to an actual red scare meetup and it was just like 5 women suppressing all facial expressions and quietly waiting two hours for the pizza to show up while a ton of dudes tried to one-up each other doing cumtown bits about rabbis being pedophiles"
"Never been a cumtown fan and I'm not really familiar with stav, but I just saw him in a cooking video and omg he looks awful. Like not in a charming fat guy way, he looks gross."
"I still do actually, but hats off to you guys for making the Ghetto Gaggers x Taylor Swift crossover a reality. This is a level of insanity that gives off 2016 vibes."
"The fact that Matt definitely had to sit in an office and play cumtown bits for Taylor and her publicist. And then when the compilation ended the publicist sighed and said alright I guess we can figure this out"
"During a time when I was depressed, I would get done with work at 10:00 and get 3 mcdoubles. Then for the next hour or so before I went to sleep I would listen to cumtown episodes and play this game."
"i started listening to old cumtown episodes while i clean the house because it's always talked about here. never listened before. its very silly and funny lol. nicks is the funniest. and i feel like he's low-key quite smart. troubled artiste. i can never listen to more than two episodes, its funny b"
"is the target audience just the most autistic cumtown fans who haven't been able to move on? But there's like 700 hours of cumtown they could listen to instead, why torture yourself by listening to adam friedland"
"I tried watching House of Cards for the first time recently and I was absolutely shocked at how bad Spacey's performance is. Cumtown level impression of a southern guy and a Game of Thrones interpretation of machiavellian politics."
"I've only listened to RS a bit and mostly found it insufferable. Basically was a Cumtown fan during its heyday. But I always found this sub somewhat interesting."
"I'm just listening to cumtown while I'm doing my dishes and I'm remembering what it felt like to have a group of friends where we could joke around without policing eachother."
"It's literally the cumtown bit about the dad in Angels in the Outfield putting his 12 year old son up for adoption so he can go ride his motorcycle."
"I also only know one other person in real life who knows what Cumtown is. If it wasn't for him, all that may as well be a figment of my imagination."
"And before any of the fatasses on here get defensive, just picture someone like Stav from Cumtown. Like that kind of fat, not some slight chubbiness around the waist."
"Nick would tap into something higher than himself and spit out "just to see if I get audited it would be very funny to put down on my taxes that I gave a million dollars to regarded kids""
"What if 90% of fat people were passionate food nerds like chef John from food eats or st*vros halkias from cumtown who love making fancy complicated dishes and fatsplaining POC cuisine instead of downing corn syrup slop or doordashing fastfood in a depressive slumber."
"All of the dorks who don't listen the pod and have to make a point of calling Anna and Dasha idiots or whatever political ideology make this place miserable."
"Introduce him to Cumtown. He would love the style of humor, and maybe the shift from actual racist to gay irony bro could be de-radicalizing: This is my favorite option tbh, but I'm probably over-estimating a podcast's ability to do that lol."
"-If you don't know who Mary Shelley Step On Me is, -Can't tell the Difference between Anna and Dasha's voice, -Don't know what Cumtown is, -'Sorry for making you do the makeup,' -Post in porn subs, -A moron who falls for obvious ragebait/AI, Then I say you aren't welcome."
"First they came for Chapo, and I did not speak for I was not a nerd. Then they came for Cumtown, and I did not speak for I was not an incel. Then they came for rspod, and I did not speak for I was not a femcel"
"Stav is already talking about losing weight- incredible."
"Nobody needs to hear the cumtown bits that play in my mind 24/7."
"Literal cumtown bit. I'm waiting eagerly for the memes that will come out of the Indo-Canadian cold war"
"I shouldn't be surprised, it is SJP after all, she's very practiced in making it appear her guard is down, but the fact that she's familiar with and likes Adam's work kind of pierced the irony bubble of the whole endeavor. It was very sweet; even if the show fails, that was a great convergence of th"
"Listening to Nick and stav make jokes about dasha being a lying cheating bitch and a slavic beguiler even before she cheated on him is wild, what was the he thinking putting on a ring on her in his 30s dumbass bug"
"I was driving back to the city from Berkeley and I was listening to an old ep. The specific part was the 'Rick moranis = suck moredickus' (reference: premium 144, 12:30)."
"The fat one with the annoying laugh who went onto have the biggest mainstream profile. The taller goofy looking one who was at least fiscally Jewish and the most nebbish. And the dead eyed high school dropout comedy savant with hilarious opinions about the Chinese. Not perfectly analogous (Nick woul"
"Nick is John, Stav is Paul, Adam is George, (No ringo)"
"I swear like 80% of you people are just Cum-town fans who are still sleeping on our couch after the subreddit ban. Yeah that's right, this was a 'the sub is bad now' post in disguise the whole time."
"Convinced he's always been about a particularly frustrated and pissed kind of in-group signaling and not the humour. Like, at least all the Cumtown refugees here can actually name bits. :("
"we hooked up and then afterward he told me he could only fall asleep if he had cumtown playing as background noise. he asked me if I knew what it was."
"All these 'I was wrong about Trump and I'm sorry!' posts have got to be fake. They all remind me of the cumtown 'how come we do so many crimes?' black guy bit"
"In 2019 I told my college classmates that the job market was going to be bot farms and ghost jobs where they were just data farming new grads and they acted like I quoted Cumtown out of context."
"I came to the sub from… Girls' twitter presence: 24.6% (1084), Sailor socialism vid: 7.1% (313), Cumtown: 25.1% (1110), Chapo: 10.4% (460), Reddit algorithm: 22.1% (976)"
"That's why this sub, which has been taken over over by cumtown and stupidpol refugees, loses its shit over the r/rs_x sub, which actually has women and gays posting in it."
"I started listening to Cumtown and Chapo just last year and I really got hooked (especially on Cumtown. First patreon I've ever bought) and I decided to check out Redscare yesterday and I thought it was funny but I'm a bit wierded out. I listened to "clutching pearlythings" and Anna said she was a r"
"They should just do what cumtown does now that they're running dry and listen to Jackie Chan's discography for most of the pod..."
"Nick and Stav used to make fun of Adam for still trying out new identities like a teenager does when he's almost 40. It seems like he's still doing that now and it equally applies to his guests. Interestingly enough, Nick and Stav also used to mock Adam for how he was disingenuously genial to random"
"start screen printing shirts with cumtown sayings, refer to myself as the 'head merch honcho' for 'my friend nicks podcast'"
"This can't be good, right? maybe I should just show him cumtown and accelerate the destruction of his brain"
"One of my co-workers name dropped Cumtown and then asked our manager if they could 'do racist bits in here'. Manager said 'what do you mean?' and was met with a bad Chinese accent."
"I started listening to CT in late 2021 and finished it recently. I didn't realize how jarring it was to not have these 3 guys' voices in your head after you're done. You don't expect to miss the familiar chaos, the riffs, the relentless shitting on Adam, or Stav's signature CKY impressions until the"
"I've been telling cumtown bits/singing gay little parody songs in front of my husband for the better part of 3 years whenever I get drunk and had been implying that they were my original material and I saw TAFS YouTube clips on our computer's search history today."
"I was about to really lose it then in reflexively looked up the Stav the Pig bit on YouTube. (I already held her hand and wept at her bedside for several hours straight so its not like I'm ignoring my mom while blasting old CT eps)."
"It's actually unfortunate because I'm a viewer myself and if a guy shared that interest that'd be nice, but because this "type" that exists, being a cumtown fan has become a massive red flag in guys for me at least. I can't imagine how painful it would be to be on a date listening to their torturous"
"It was nice shitposting with you lads from the CT days"
"My dad keeps asking if I'm a bottom or a top and I keep avoiding it, he just wants to know if I'm getting butt raped and this is so hilarious to me it's like a cumtown bit but it's actually happening"
"Shakespeare, Joyce, Ozu, Pynchon and McCarthy etc created awe inspiring works of art honouring god built around toilet humour. Cumtown is the stuff of philosopher kings and middle schoolers."
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