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"i HATE hearing stav talk about sex. he says things that a 12-year-old boy thinks is sexy. im honestly not convinced he has sex at all. talking about titty fucking like thats even physically possible for him. it gets sooo annoying and gross. its obvious he thinks hes better than adam and nick and im "
"not sure how this isn't being discussed here (indicator of the absolute state of the sub) or if nick is just doing a bit but it does seem like it truly over and that stav is the real winner."
"He said on the latest podcast that he has been boosted and is basically asymptomatic. If true, couldn't ask for a better piece of pro-vax propaganda."
"How is that possible? Did his brother not teach him how to diet correctly? Does he only work out once every 2 months and think it's enough?"
"On Stav's podcast he said "I owe it all to you Bobby" to Bobby Kelly, and then Bobby goes, "Well, maybe to Nick Mullen""
"I think Stav is actually doing a great service to cinema by being fat, bald and toothless on the big screen. We need people like that for certain characters."
"Nick may have been blunt to Stav that one episode but at least he cares about him. Matteo Lane's budding friendship with Stav has also fascinated me, particularly those nude photos of the two from years ago which from Stav's own account is where they met."
"There's a passage in some book I read that essentially said that those who don't fuck talk about it constantly and those who do fuck don't cos it's just a fact of life to them. Seems applicable"
"Nick and Stav used to make fun of Adam for still trying out new identities like a teenager does when he's almost 40. I really wish Cumtown did a yearly Christmas special or something so Nick and Stav could give Adam shit for doing a lot of this shit."
"We were talking about Cum Town ending last night and she said 'yeah, it makes sense when one of the cohosts is in a coma after a stroke.' Turns out she got him and Matt Christman mixed up."
"First time I saw him, from a distance my thought was wow that guy is fat. Wasn't until he walked by me I realized it was him. Dude is built like a snorlax."
"Finding out that Stav dated Rachel Sennott is shocking to me. Like how? It's like when the squirrel from ice age finally gets the acorn, or if Ricardo Lopez didn't kill himself and started dating Bjork."
"either that or he fucked up by trying to open up the relationship twice. he said he tried to open the relationship with a hot girl a few years ago, but then claimed she was korean. so he's lying about the girl being korean or he ruined a relationship twice by gluttonously trying to get more pussy"
"'Im a woke feminist' and then 'Any bitches wanna suck my lil ass prick'"
"One of my close friends is bigger than Stav. And I am actually really worried about him. He is mid 20's and overall pretty successful for our age, but I think everytime I see him he gains 30-50 pounds... He's around 5'11 but has to be pushing 400 pounds at this point."
"I had an Ethiopian Uber driver a few days ago who was educating me about stocks and financial health and I could hear Stav's cackle in the back of my head."
"I don't want to be the white Big Pun (or Stav). I don't want to feel uncomfortable by my sheer existence."
"So I told him about the cumtown bit where Adam didn't get stav a breakfast sandwich."
"Stav is one of those people that will laugh a lot especially at his friends. I think nick relied on that constant laughter to fuel his bits and his riffs."
"I also dreamt that I gave birth to two plastic dolls today. For some reason Adam Friedland and Stav were sitting in the hospital lobby. Stav told me that those were nick mullens children."
"And I guess that's why secure/confident people, even when they have nothing/shitty opportunity/upbringing/fat, are so attractive. Like Stav."
"but stav is still very unhealthy(fat) really makes you think what other lies have we been told"
"Stav: one of the most repulsive people I've ever seen, full stop. every time I see his fat gap toothed face I am absolutely astonished that he has fucked. I haven't heard him speak but I'm sure his voice is nasally and annoying too. Incels' theories are BTFO by his existence alone"