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Stavros Halkias

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Comedian discussed as being perceived as "one of the good ones" among sensitive comedians despite having a low bar for progressive behavior

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"He uploads standup clips of him doing crowd work mostly. A few of his videos are getting millions of views. The comments used to be mostly people making thousand island stare jokes and saying I'm gay, but now that he's reaching more of a 'normie' audience you get a lot of comments saying stuff like "
"Never been a cumtown fan and I'm not really familiar with stav, but I just saw him in a cooking video and omg he looks awful. Like not in a charming fat guy way, he looks gross. He will probably die soon."
Stavros is actually so fat and gross wtf · u/Comfortable-Poem4416 · ↑626 · 2023-12-26
"Dude is getting so much goodwill for such feats as: - Hey, maybe let's not call them tra***es (to Jordan Jensen) - Not taking a blood money Saudi offer to perform standup. Really the lowest of bars if Stavvy is the poster boy of wokeness."
"I hurt my foot and so I was inspired to listen to stavvy's world (don't worry—I am still able to work out and I have not gotten into any fights with my Dad). I was watching an episode in which stav had two guests on from barstool (slop) and they were debating who has the most difficult life out of t"
"Stav becoming a genuinely popular comedian who seems to appeal to people far beyond CT's initial dirtbag left ironic racism audience."
"What if 90% of fat people were passionate food nerds like chef John from food eats or st*vros halkias from cumtown who love making fancy complicated dishes and fatsplaining POC cuisine instead of downing corn syrup slop or doordashing fastfood in a depressive slumber."
"Stav is already talking about losing weight- incredible."
Relistening to Cumtown and on Episode 1 · u/SpeakAbtDestruction · ↑331 · 2026-01-09
"Does anyone have any questions for me for my time spent with Bam, Artie Lange, stavros, Adam , Nick or even the great gene Dinapoli?"
Scumbag Vinny AMA · u/VinnyBeedle4Real · ↑328 · 2024-10-18
"Anytime an astonishingly beautiful woman appears onscreen I say "I'd fuck her if she lost ten pounds". Never fails to get the fellas rolling and the women calling me an ugly fuck, which in turn, gets the fellas rolling even harder. Channeling my inner Stav."
My new favorite bit to do while watching a movie with friends… · u/DenseUse7376 · ↑187 · 2025-12-08
"Thank you Nick, Stav, Dasha, Anna, Adam (in that order) for many years of laughs and discourse."
"I was about to really lose it then in reflexively looked up the Stav the Pig bit on YouTube. (I already held her hand and wept at her bedside for several hours straight so its not like I'm ignoring my mom while blasting old CT eps). It unironically raised my spirits enough to get through the night w"
The 'Stav the Pig' bit is helping me cope with my mother's imminent death. · u/idunnowhateverdudes · ↑178 · 2025-04-19
"In a blog post from a few weeks ago about his eye infection he said it felt like punishment from god, and the transgression he listed was looking at men the wrong way, and in the latest cum town premium there was a joke about his closetedness, and Stav acknowledged it too."
"Pouting at the camera while it cycles through the options aaand.. FUCk. Stavros Halkias again? I let out a sigh of frustration and experience a moment of clarity "I'm a 28 year old woman, what the fuck am I doing?"."
The dirtbag left instagram filter · u/[deleted] · ↑157 · 2020-08-23
"Best part is when Stav puts him in his place and gives him tough love."
My favorite type of calls on Stavvy's world: · u/SecretWasianMan · ↑156 · 2026-01-13
"Stavros will be president someday, i choose to believe."
This subreddit is pretty much culturally relevant · u/CA6NM · ↑139 · 2025-09-12
"So I created a profile using pics of Stavros, and used my sense of humor to get matches. I didn't get anything so I deleted the app and forgot about it."
Banned from Hinge for impersonating Stavros Halkias · u/Large_Cauliflower607 · ↑133 · 2025-02-09
"Fifteen years from now, a washed-up Adam Friedland catches up with his former friend Stav, with whom he broke over creative differences. Stav is now a financially successful artist. He's made movies, run a show, and has grown a family with his beautiful wife, Dasha."
It's fifteen years hence, but only seven since Dasha and Stav were wed. · u/asdfasdflkjlkjlkj · ↑128 · 2022-08-16
"he is essentially introduced after an hour of exclusively Jessie Plemons + Emma Stone so the contrast is real. he talks about bullying lemons like it's some kind of inside joke that nobody gets."
saw bugonia yesterday, Stavros cannot act · u/smaugbog · ↑118 · 2025-10-25
"15 years ago, a stand-up with Stav's skillset would never have a special, rightfully so. I guess due to the cum fans liking him he started to think he was more polished and had a stronger presence than he does. they should literally never give up cumtown. they struck gold."
Stav's stand-up special is Two-Thumbs Down · u/train_guy_420_69 · ↑111 · 2022-06-06
"Walking down park ave between 26th and 27th. Shorter and fatter in person. Wearing a track suit. We made eye contact but didn't say anything"
I saw stav · u/Admirable_Kiwi_1511 · ↑111 · 2025-05-25
"You know it's problematic when Stav looks healthier than you."
Felix looked rough on Stavvy's World · u/Moist-Postone-ussy · ↑94 · 2025-07-16
"He gets credibility, they get to claim they actually like cumtown and aren't a bunch of prudes. One hand washes the other. But I just saw some vulture clip or whatever where he talk about the mechanics, so to speak, of cumtown and he gets asked what kind of jokes they would make now."
"Adam fed Nick a cocktail and got him to convince Stavros to quit the podcast. Stavros felt betrayed by Nick because he told him that the podcast was ending to get him to quit, only to turn around and launch TAFS. Stav never wanted the podcast to end, Nick lied to him under the control of Adam."
The Truth About Adam Friedland, Dasha Nekrasova and Cumtown · u/DimesSquareAnon · ↑71 · 2023-03-20
"anna khachiyan and dasha nekrasova of redscare podcast should get stavros halkias of cum town podcast on redscare podcast i'd love to hear the popular girls bully the fat loser for his fake woke takes (and little penis)"
they should get stav on the pod · u/tittybackup23234 · ↑66 · 2019-11-12
"Stavros wasn't there. I'd heard his name in passing. Stav this- Stav that. But they knew no good would come of telling and I know no good would come of asking."
What Do We Talk About When We Talk About Red Scare. · u/TotoWolffenstein3D · ↑63 · 2022-09-21
"he's featured on john mulaney's new netflix special next to jerry seinfeld and he's still doing bits about having a small dick. he was so committed that he literally said the same small dick joke twice because it didn't hit the first time"
"Especially Stav, like I am from a very stupid area and even the weirdest guys I know would never just start singing about their dicks."
"It's really bad... The way it's shot,the editing,the mixing (especially the mixing) are just terrible. It's just crowd work for 32 minutes and he sucks every last one of them"
Have you seen Stavros Halkias new special? · u/ChanTim · ↑46 · 2023-04-16
"And Anna. And Brace. And Eli. And Nick. And Adam. And Stav."
I had sex with Dasha · u/mobinsalaharibrule · ↑43 · 2022-11-08
"If Adam finds better success and notoriety after Stav & Nick both left it will be the greatest fuck you of the past decade."
"What, he giggled on a comedy podcast when Nick pretended to say the N word? There's no argument to be made for it. What clip is so potentially damaging? Explain it to me. And if it is out there, why hasn't it happened yet?"
"Stavros Halkias - Netflix household name but will die in two years due to obesity"
Crazy how Adam Friedland came out on top of the 'Dirtbag left crowd' · u/nick-thestripper · ↑1019 · 2024-04-25
"I look at the time and realize it has been 5 hours since I sat down to listen to the episode where Nick confronts Stavros about being obese. I am sickened at myself."
I am sick of this god-forsaken weird ass corner of the internet · u/tiddeemilk29 · ↑296 · 2020-12-31
"She's locked herself in the room and won't come out for anything but food. I can hear stavs laughs through the walls."
My cumtown mom is divorcing my dad · u/Frogbitch7 · ↑160 · 2024-04-26
"Incredibly depressing development has been Stavros trying to ingratiate himself with the chattering class"
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