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Volodymyr Zelenskyy

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Ukrainian president whose name is dropped by a coffee shop patron trying to demonstrate knowledge about the Ukraine conflict to a Ukrainian refugee barista.

Mentions (6)
"should go no deeper than debating whether zelenskyy is a 0 or 1 on the binary and fretting about whether the sanctions against russia will cause the price of canned sardines to rise. we are dumb bitches here, let's not forget our roots."
the russia-ukraine discourse in rsp · u/[deleted] · ↑509 · 2022-02-27
"I stood with my jaw dropped. I just didn't have any Zelenskyy quotes that combat this."
4th grader in my class just channeled Andrew Tate today · THAT_LMAO_GUY · ↑177 · 2022-10-08
"When will we get a Funko pop of president Zelenskyy? Preferably business suit and front line combat uniform editions."
When will we get a Funko pop of president Zelenskyy? · u/97GrandMarquisOilPan · ↑152 · 2022-02-27
"But then she launches into talking about the war. How terrible it is. How happy she is that this girl she has never met escaped. Asking specific questions and name dropping Zalenskyy with the real, underlying goal to communicate that she's knowledgable and impress this girl."
"gay marriage is banned in ukraine and russia what would you even do with him anyways i hate hate hate the whole idolizing and sexualizing of politicians this happened w justin trudeau (before blackface) and cuomo (before assault and nursing home scandal) and fauci (a decrepit old man)."
gay men idolizing and lusting after zelenskyy is stupid · u/cravingcinnamon · ↑42 · 2022-03-02
"Kiev! Not Kyiv, not freedom breast, not Zeleskyy cutlets. Chicken Kiev!"
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