Mentions (7)
"You show up to the date wearing a Uniqlo button-up and skinny jeans (r/malefashionadvice told you it was a fire fit). You tell your date about how you chose to study IT because it had 'lucrative career potential'. As you sip your latte (You suggested a coffee date) you tell her how you're thinking a"
"But why the fuck does your giant Labrador need to go into Uniqlo with you? Why does it need to be with you at your local bar, or inside of a coffee shop or a restaurant?"
"With his no show socks, UNIQLO chinos, and OCBD dress shirt he seemed a ghost drifted here through some rent in the fabric of Creation, a traveller from some ancient and decayed dispensation, lost now to time and memory."
"You will wear Levi 501s. You will wear the Army olive fatigues with a denim work shirt. Burn your 511s and slim fit Uniqlo OCBDs."
"I got a few mildly tapered straight fit jeans from Uniqlo circa 2017 that I was gonna get rid of, but I think I'll keep them for the future"
"updated my wardrobe; bough $100 worth of clothes at Uniqlo. Also for the first time bough cologne. Ended up going for Aventus by creed; since it is $500 for 100ml, I just bough the 5ml sample for $12 from website online."
"Uniqlo is basically Target in Japan. Meanwhile the Gap is like complex interesting Kanye Prep fashion"