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"Body found in the trunk of a Tesla registered by him that was at the impound lot. Ab a week later, it turns out the body was of a girl who went missing at 13 over a year and a half ago"
"Like, Colbert made that rslurred take about how he'll pay $15 gas no problem because he has a tesla. Setting aside how Elon bad, its a verbatim bourgeoise take."
"I think it's rad as hell. Obviously this only applies as long as empty cars are getting burned. Someone gave a whole spiel about this being undemocratic, but Musk clearly has contempt for the democratic process so idc."
"Tesla sells Model S, 3, X, Y (😂🤣😂🤣) and cyber truck grrrrrrrr manly. No one wants cyber truck. Today he says no more S and X. So they only make 3 and Y (eeeeeyyyyyyyy). And now the car company will instead be making.... Humanoid Robots so that nutmaxxers like elon can goon hands free."
"He kept ordering what he called ' jap beers', and hitting on the waitress. Saying, ' wanna see my Tesla', and, ' I'm such a good skier, I'd to like to ski your hills some time' while winking."
"now in the age of EVs, people think tesla is a 'luxury car brand' when it reality it's an iPhone on wheels and this thinking is directly correlated to increasing rates of distracted and idiotic driving in major cities."
"I just saw a group of teenagers Sieg Heil a Tesla at a traffic light."
"They'll be making $400k, driving Teslas, dressed head to toe in Patagonia and Lululemon"
"It's some 22yo in SF who says he's previously worked at Tesla and Dell but they were both internships. We need the new tech bubble to pop already"
"This isn't the first time it's happened either. Teslas do the same thing, automatically flashing their lights at you if you walk within a few feet of them when parked. Unsurprisingly, police departments are doing something similar, setting up solar powered surveillance towers in parking lots."
"And I have never been more disgusted in my life. How obscene. I mean I had a visceral reaction. I have GERD but I literally retched. My day is ruined."
"I drove by one this afternoon that was quite large in front of a Tesla dealership. Probably close to 500 people and I didn't see a single minority or millennial/zoomer."
"Immediately as I'm driving up to WF it feels VIP. People are charging their Teslas."
"Mitch McConnell's billionaire sister in law killing herself in the stupidest way imaginable is kind of funny. She was prob drunk after a Chinese new Year's party, and only needed to drive like 5 minutes to get to her giant ranch home in Texas."
"Laura Loomer posted H1B salaries paid by Tesla"