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Mitch McConnell

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U.S. Senator whose billionaire sister-in-law died in a bizarre Tesla accident by drowning in a pond after putting the car in reverse.

Mentions (9)
"I can almost understand why the evil ghouls in power like Biden, Pelosi, McConnell, etc. want to stay in power, it's probably intoxicating to get to do evil shit all the time, access to adrenochrome and all of that."
The boomers who refuse to retire · u/OrsonWellsFrozenPeas · ↑636 · 2023-08-10
"I also have trouble believing that the people in who stormed the capitol are the face of white supremacy compared to people like Robert Moses or Mitch McConnell or the Murdoch family."
Recent events show how almost people don't hold any real opinions · u/thecatholictouch · ↑255 · 2021-01-11
"But rather than implementing any kind of systemic change, he continued the old Bill Clinton playbook of trying to placate your political opponents by meeting them halfway, but Mitch McConnell, a savvy Machiavellian, basically ramped up the Newt Gingrich playbook to try to ensure the GOP's survival b"
"ngl, I'm really excited for their walker races on C-SPAN"
Mitch McConnell fell again · likebatmanfearbats · ↑157 · 2025-02-05
"But the current leadership class across the board in US federal government is absolutely ancient and there's going to be huge turnover by that fact alone soon. Mitch, Pelosi, Biden, Clintons, etc. are all really old."
I'm weirdly optimistic about what's coming in the 2020s. · u/swingsesn · ↑138 · 2022-01-02
"Maybe things got out of hand and some groups ended up breaking in to send the message that 'the people' did not support the results of the election. They defaced Mitch McConnell's office and took selfies doing it."
What if the January 6th riots were for the other side? · u/Eliz12345 · ↑79 · 2021-07-05
"Am I a bad person for wishing death upon him? He's solely responsible for the current state of the US, after all."
Is it bad that I hope McConnell dies? · u/thegabaghooool · ↑63 · 2023-03-09
"You bet your ass the green new deal would get passed if the President had the balls to fart on Mitch McConnell, lock Chuck Schumer in a closet and whip his dick out in front of AOC."
2024 we need LBJ back in the White House baby · u/DarnellSmerconish · ↑53 · 2023-01-14
"Mitch McConnell's billionaire sister in law killing herself in the stupidest way imaginable is kind of funny. She was prob drunk after a Chinese new Year's party, and only needed to drive like 5 minutes to get to her giant ranch home in Texas."
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