Quebec

"The biggest I've been with was a Quebecois guy in college who, after pulling down my shorts, exclaimed, "You 'ave ze pubes of a n*gro". I'm an eighth black..."

"I suppose Quebec and various Indigenous cultures would be the exception, but otherwise I can't actually think of any original Canadian cultural phenomenon."

"Quebec declares "independence" and the blue jays lose the World Series within a matter of days."

"Obviously the main cultural holdout is Quebec but past that… idk."

"you also don't understand Quebec because you went to Montreal once and you read Infinite Jest ouache esti. Torontonians also aren't Canadian and are arguably not even people."

"But I have a job opportunity that could be a located in a small town/rural Quebec where I'll probably need a car. Stressed about the prospect of driving all the time!"

"you also don't understand Quebec because you went to Montreal once"