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"A Grindr hookup was slobbing on my knob and I couldn't help but think that--if we were straight, he'd probably be fucking girls that wouldn't even look at me. But since we're both gay, I get to top a man who completely MOGs me."
"I refused to have sex with my Grindr date because I noticed he had a wife (wedding photos framed on his bedroom wall lol)."
"Was that straight virgin who wanted to try gay stuff out, so he met up with an older gay man off Grindr to chill in his hot tub and then mess around. My favorite part of the story was despite being disgusted by the whole ordeal, he felt so bad for the gay dude that he let him straddle him and cum on"
"Grindr gays are the most shameless symptom of capitalist modernity. They are completely and utterly ruled by their basest of instincts, operating in a sexual modus that forecloses any possibility of self-reflection, that strips the concept of a hookup of all excitement, neuters every possible push a"
"At least with gay men, if you are able to look past the Grindr piss orgy degens/loose booty twinks in birthday glam makeup, they are frequently tastemakers with highly refined sensibilities and a real attention to artfulness and being fashionable."
"Was looking for drugs on Grindr again and ended up having sex with a very nice meth dealer for like 6 hours. Pretty enjoyable. I did the dishes for him and he was very grateful"
"I'm swearing off grindr and alcohol for lent. I'll be a good Catholic boy and go to church. Maybe I'll find a boyfriend there."
"After university I told myself I was done with short flings with virgins and that I was going to form a real, stable relationship and I've been on a total of 1 date in nine months which I ditched in under an hour because he was too soy and embarrassing to be seen with. But alas the only guys who see"
"I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd."
"also i was messaging with a guy on grindr before the protest and then we ran into each other at the protest and he smelled funky. oniony"
"After years of scrolling through Grindr, I've yet to see an East Asian that isn't a bottom. Not even vers--they're all bottoms. One time I thought I saw one with "top" in his bio, but he turned out to be a light-skinned South-East Asian. I'm working with a sample size in the thousands here, and my b"
"Like yes corporate pride sucks, Grindr sucks, stable relationships are disappointingly uncommon, but even putting all that to one side, it feels like there's something wrong on a more fundamental level."
"I spend just an hour or two per day on Grindr and aim to fuck at least one new person per day. Often the other guy will want to leave as soon as they nut, but more often than not there will be a few minutes of chit-chat, following each other on Instagram etc. And voila! New friend!"
"In the gay community, there are people known as 'sides' who don't engage in any form of anal penetration and instead find satisfaction through making out, oral, frotting, rimming, kinks, etc., and I identify with that group. Despite there being a vast number of gay men who do identify as sides (it w"
"So I was on Grindr to make friends (seriously) because I wasn't old enough to go to bars and not in college when I moved to a city for the first time. So I met some dude named Philipe who had a boyfriend and they lived in a high rise. They said they would take me shopping and help me improve my styl"
"Guys on grindr/discord femboys are always DTF. Anywhere anytime. It's just so much easier to exchange 2 pms and meet up than to go through the arduous process of accosting a lady online."
"We were hanging out and he said: you want to hear something funny? (I'm straight, he's bi) There's a gay orgy going on about 50 meters from here. He got the invite because he assumed they were all meth'd up, ready to roll and looking to invite just about anybody. All muslim guys too."
"He got progressively more drunk and then started telling us that he isn't gay but just addicted to gay sex with men and can't get enough of it. He showed us that he had Grindr on his phone, and said that he started having sex with men just last year and already has had sex with probably 100s of men."
"Downloaded Grindr a while ago bc I was bored and horny and tired of paying for tinder dates. Ended up hooking up with a top tier trans girl. Been dating for 7 months lol."
"i know the grindr part isn't really needed and i could lie but i like cock"
"Gay divorce (2 men; 0 women in couple): 15%... It seems the more men you have in the relationship, the lower the divorce rate. This is also why I am active on Grindr"
"First message I receive, from ToesLuvr: 'Your only job on earth is to swallow my cum' 400 pound obese man holding a funko pop in profile pic. It's so over"
"I went on Grindr and called over a femboy. He brought over some meth, which I've never tried before because I'm a normal middle class UK male, and I smoked some with him and then we got in an Uber so he can pick up some more from his dealer"
"I get to be straight and go to church with my family while also using my blank grindr profile to bag hot twinks whenever I'm bored."
"a while i made some dumb jokes about curing my dry spell by going on grindr, and a fujo* took it seriously and messaged me to inquire. long story short i spent the last few months spinning ever more flagrant and lurid lies about my nonexistent gay sex escapades, to keep her hot and bothered and spam"
"none of them match with me. Back to Grindr"
"About that guy on this sub earlier today who said he got so horny he let a twink on Grindr suck him off but claims he's not gay."
"Dude hmu on Grindr and straight up looked like Nathan Fielder. We meet up and he's definitely autistic too. Go to his place, start sucking his dick, and he's enjoying it but he wouldn't kiss me or anything beyond that."
"I was reading JollyWumper's post history and his journey to having a threesome started with fucking a dude. So I thought, 'maybe downloading Grindr will get me out of this rut.' But no, it's just too gay. I can't do it. I made the account and started looking at other accounts, and I'm just kinda rep"
"How is it that bumble is lower value than grindr? Anyone have a QRD on GRND?"
"Than someone on Grindr blocking you after you send a face pic. Not only are you a horny freak, you have an ogre face and are not worthy of a hookup."
"Guess I'm not really bi after all. He was lying in his bedroom ass up in the dark when I arrived. Tried to get hard for like 5 minutes while walking around his (very nice) apartment before I gave up."
"So I downloaded Grindr and a man said he wanted to meet me right away. I didn't find him attractive but I left him suck my flaccid dick for a while. Then we did cocaine and watched bisexual porn together."
"Holy shit. Like what the actual fuck is going on? This isn't fair. If anything incels should be mad at god for not making them gay. That shit is actually mind blowing. 60yr old man bio: drinking a little. my wife is sleeping hehe, come pound my ass. 20yr old twink bio: NO BBC OR OLDIES PLEASE!!!, SO"
"I get a message from a friend wishing me a happy birthday and he asks to see my phone so I hand it to him and he's going through all my apps, he loads up grindr and he's going through my messages asking who I slept with. I had a thing with a French guy that seemed like it could be a relationship and"
"My Grindr Perv Bf and I got seperate jobs to begin our new lifestyle as resentful roommates obliged to trudge through life together through a mutual understanding that neither of us can do better."
"Women boycotting dating apps/not putting out is only gonna force straight guys onto Grindr (if they're not on there already) where they'll be able to get their rocks off with some eager twink. White boy summer indeed"
"we called in a priest to bless my dad. his phone kept going off and i just realized it was very distinctly GRINDR NOTIFICATIONS. WHAT."
"Thought I found the love of my life. He's been on Grindr since we started dating hahahahha. I am a woman. I guess good thing I lost our baby."
"as a hetero woman I've had my fair share of encounters with a certain type of gay man: the one that is your friend on one day and it's a really close friendship and then the next day he's like dumping you for a grindr date."
"i do not wanna spend my late 30s being cucked or cheated on or unwilling enter into a nightmare polycule lifestyle."
"One night I just took the plunge and downloaded Grindr on a whim. It turned out to be exactly like what I thought it would be. I posted a photo of me wearing only underwear with my face covered. My phone started exploding with messages."
"I don't doubt there's a bunch of closeted 🚬 Republicans but I feel like if this was real there would be a lot more people out there trying to pull a gotcha or blackmail on them, but nothing ever seems to happen with it people just point and laugh and don't dig any deeper."
"But the thing is, we now have apps like Grindr. You can very easily track your desirability through your interactions there. Their whole identity ls tied to those apps and the fleeting interactions. On grindr it is a shitshow of people writing: no old ugly men/ only younger/ max 25."
"I grew up in a midsized American city in Virginia and I'm back for the week. I hopped on Grindr just to look around and like 75% of the dudes are just flat out ugly. No good photos, horrible bodies, zero attempt at any sort of personal hygiene visible. I saw a 34 year old man write about just wantin"
"Friend of mine is hysterical because she found Grindr on her boyfriend's phone but he claims he was just keeping it around to troll people with his friends. He also got some of his other friends to say he whips it out at the bar to 'laugh at the guys on there' sometimes."
"So I was cruising Grindr (as a straight male ofcourse) and ended up talking to someone who pretended to be trans woman who was looking for a hookup with a 3rd person."
"My boyfriends been trading nudes on grindr. For 6 months. He sweeeaarrss he's never met up with anyone from the app. Is there a way forward from this?"
"Even the relationship focused (ie not on Grindr) gays have exceedingly high standards for themselves. Is it because it matters that much more?"
"He asked me if I've ever used Grindr, and after telling him yes, he told me that he's on it. I was initially a little surprised because I never suspected him to be gay or bi and asked him if he's on it for hookup purposes or just to find community with other gay or bi men"
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