Deadpool

"Recently I met a beautiful North African girl who's waiting to have sex until marriage and she can't stop telling me how funny Deadpool was. She has a Slytherin tote bag and I love her."

"After that, a Deadpool movie that treats Hugh Jackman as a draw even though he's already been in ten of these movies in the last couple of decades."

"Flight approaches Manhattan at dusk, before turning east for approach to JFK, and it's an incredible view of the most iconic skyline on earth. The kind people pay $500 to take a helicopter trip to see. And nobody's watching. But Deadpool is wisecracking."