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"Asked for double chicken. Dude gives me like a 1/4th of a second scoop of the scraps at the end of the bucket and I am just like okay and keep ordering. Then bro gives me like a half scoop of queso, so I say can u be a little more generous there?. Then dude has the audacity to tell the cashier "doub"
"I'm convinced the bulk of Chipotle's remaining loyal customers have some sort of fin dom corporate humiliation kink."
"Was just at the local chipotle in my mid size American city and the rate of service was rage inducing. My friend and I showed up and he was second in line. Took 5-10 minutes for them to get to the one person before him because the workers handled 10 online orders before and after the guy in front."
"Now every dispensary looks like a goddamn Chipotle lmao."
"It's like if the East Village in NY did a sister cities program with Scottsdale Arizona. Urban, walkable side streets with nothing but Chipotle and mediocre breweries."
"He kept flipping a quarter, with gloves on by the way which I think is unsanitary, then asking me to call 'heads or tails' before giving me portions. If I got it right, he'd give me like six scoops but if I got it wrong he'd refuse to give me any."
"Every city in the Midwest has a revitalized district where old warehouses that employed thousands of skilled workers have been replaced with Chipotle. Other attractions include Irish pubs, adult arcades, and urban ping pong clubs."
"went to the chipotle in tottenham court road lady puts one serf spoon of beef on the tortilla throws other mex shit in there guy wraps it up and it's spilling from the foil "£10" i tell them im not paying for it, throw burrito in the bin and walk out"
"Everywhere I go I see people at work with a headphone in. Went on a boat for a party and the First Mate (or host idk) had one in while he is explaining the rules of the boat before we take off. Or the register worker at Chipotle or the garden chick at Home Depot."
"His usual day unfolds as such: he wakes up at some random time in the morning after a restless sleep, goes to Chipotle for lunch. Might take a nap or play videos for a bit."
"I used to look at it as a place where you can go eat healthy for fairly cheap, now I get pissed off knowing that there's a 3:1 chance I'm about to overpay for some sloppy bitch to skimp on the chicken for my burrito."
"in chipotles case all they do is complain about the portion sizes."
"I was in Chipotle eating a burrito bowl when a little girl came up to me and asked me what I was reading. I told her I was reading a fantasy adventure epic called Mistborn, by a best selling author named Brandon Sanderson."
"At 9am, noon, and 5pm you can also see PMC types in lululemon pants shuffling back and forth between the office and chipotle/cava/sweetgreen."
"Got chipotle and it was 22 dollars. Don't see the appeal other than its a great place to party, albeit the partying being prohibtively expensive. Is this whole city filled with 20 something bank rolled by their parents?"
"I'll spare the details but he was certainly going through it, he must have had Chipotle and a few beers or something."
"I've tried many times and I've always regretted it. Mediocre food whose only positives are satiety and faux-healthiness at a premium price. I refuse to believe it's appreciably better than Taco Bell if you insist on being lazy."
"I am number 4. Why is this happening? What does it mean? How sad is it that I noticed that? What else should I be doing at work?"
"For 4.50, youre getting a small quesadilla or two tacos, choice of protein, and a serving of two sides of choice. Small chips and a small drink. Its not disgustingly gluttonous, it's perfect."
"The reason you get such a pittance in your Chipotle bowl is because you are being served by a 5'2 short stack with tummy issues. She simply cannot comprehend the level of sustenance I require. If the dude who actually goes to the gym is making my bowl, he will always hook me up."
"You now have so much energy that you're convinced someone drugged your chipotle bowl earlier that day"