Home Depot

"about a year ago i found out about ballcocks, the mechanism in toilets that fill it with water. I don't know anything about toilets and I thought it was a funny name for a thing. I ended up calling a Home Depot in my town and kept asking them for ballcocks, shoehorning the word 'ballcock' into the c"

"Last time I went to Home Depot I counted 6 dogs. And of course they're all poorly trained and try to jump on you as you walk by."

"Or am I the only red scare fan who listens inside of Home Depot on my knock-off airpods? I can't be the only person who has posted here while shitting with a Mexican drywall guy in the adjacent stall, can I?"