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Zooey Deschanel

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An actress who was allegedly beaten by The Shins' bassist in a hotel room, leading to an early example of cancellation culture.

Mentions (9)
"the only thing that's changed is she keeps her hair short-ish and replaced all her old Zooey Deschanel hipster clothes with shirts and slacks and posts a constant stream of nonsensical activist shit"
Friend is doing the non-binary cope · u/55690231 · ↑488 · 2024-03-21
"I used to know tons of quirked up skinny girls with long dark hair and aloof personalities. Where are they now?"
"You might as well be named Dippy Dog to Power of G, Goofy. Zap Debois, Whamy Monroe"
Zooey Deschanel Is such a fucked up name · u/grim_bey · ↑236 · 2023-07-23
"Catwoman played by zooey deschanel (or her gen z equivalent). this is the only way to break the cycle"
Twee Batman · u/BobbyBrownBailBonds · ↑135 · 2022-03-11
"I used to think Zooey Deschanel from 500 days of summer was the perfect gf. Jesus, now, I can't imagine even going on a simple date with manic pixie girls or just these 'indie' type girls. Manic pixie dreamy girls are for 20 yr old fags."
"I remind myself that statistically there exists one dude who would think I'm angelic. Even though I'll never meet him - maybe he's a fisherman in Kagoshima or a barista at an Internet cafe in South Africa - he would be overjoyed at the sight of me. To be fair, I would probably be benefitting from co"
whenever I get insecure · u/altissimas · ↑41 · 2023-11-01
"It was the first 'cancellation' I can remember. The Shins were HUGE at the time too because of that movie. It caused the lead Shins guy to fire the whole band and they were never good or successful again."
"To be fair, I would probably be benefitting from colorism and the past success of Zooey Deschanel movies."
whenever I get insecure · u/altissimas · ↑41 · 2023-11-01
"Is anyone here old enough to recall when the bassist from The Shins beat the shit out of Zooey D. in a hotel room?"
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