"If game one was any indication, we are in for an all-timer. Ohtani, Betts, Freeman, Judge, Soto, Cole, Rodon, Yamamoto—don't miss it."
"Put down your costumes and situationships and gather around to watch some true drama, with a living legend in their prime on the mound. Do it for your country, do it for your grandkids, do it so you have something to tell your ChatGPT about tomorrow."