"These grievances are not Bolshevik or for the sake of equal outcomes, but rather for the sake of choice, freedom of association, meritocracy and the free market, in this context I am more similar to William Wallace rather than Malcom x."
"My grandad told me that British lords could enact prima nocta on any Scottish bride and take her to his bed and that we would have won independence if Robert de Bruce hadn't betrayed William Wallace that one time."