Usher

"The only reference to homosexuality all day long comes from me, bored in the front seat of a hot car waiting to meet Eminem, singing alternative gay lyrics to popular songs (Usher: 'You don't have to call, 'cause I'm gay girl, and I got other things on tonight')."

"I hear this same complaint every year about how mid or boring the halftime show was. I dont think you guys realize how lucky we are to get shows by people like Usher and Kendrick Lamar."

"She would teach us chair dances to Aaliyah and Usher songs and tell us not to tell our parents what we did."

"At least Usher will have some semblance of a career playing OMG to white women entering middle age"