UFC

"When I confronted him, he immediately started lying. First he said that he hasn't used it since high school (there was literally activity on the account from a week ago), then he switched up and claimed he only uses it to look at UFC wrestling reels (lol)."

"Instead of screaming 'just bleed' while you watch UFC you have to hear 'okay just need Strickland to manage distance and jab his way into the third round for my parlay to hit'. BRO I DONT FUCKING CARE."

"Whether they were into fighting themselves or just obsessed with this shit. This is now like 5+ friends of mine over the years that presented straight in every way besides it later coming out that they watch gay or trans porn. The whole sport is so homoerotic, and so close to gay porn, it kinda make"

"I didn't really notice how bad it got until Halloween weekend when I went to a friends gym to watch a UFC event and I used a scale and realized I was 240 when I used be 180-190."

"Grimes and her husband, the richest man in world history, give COVID to Dave Chapelle and Joe Rogan, so Joe has to drop out from flying to an island in Abu Dabhi to announce for a UFC fight."

"The fighters in the UFC are technically at the highest level they've ever been, but I feel like it was just way more fun to watch when the champions were dudes like Chuck Liddell who seemed like they just stumbled into the cage from their local bar."

"We switch from basketball, to football, and MLB, to UFC on Saturdays. The rotation never changes. Everyone else is talking about the latest drama with some basketball player and his stats, the baseball game yesterday; or if their bets are going to hit on their title card fights."

"A Czech samurai is fighting a Brazilian tribal shaman in the UFC tonight. It's gonna be pretty cool. Additionally, euros and copa America are going on, and the Yankees are in a slide."

"Literally never been in a fight but I have been watching a lot of UFC and listening to Lamb Of God."

"I used to love football and UFC too. The existential horror of a neurodegenerative disease (easily the worst fate) really puts a damper on enjoying certain things I used to like."

"I asked she wanted to come over to my house to watch UFC. We'd talked about how I used to be a athlete and a wrestler and I could explain basic grappling postions and submissions to her. She's not that into UFC but she told me she wanted to learn and said yes!"

"10 minutes into the UFC press conference and we've had a 'let's go brandon' and a r-slur god i love this sport"

"My brother has been labeled eternally cool and now gets invited to the cool older aircraft assembly guy's house parties to watch UFC fights where he is teased about joining the UFC"

"The soldiers are all low energy and matching out of step. They're playing royalty free karaoke versions of ACDC songs. It's sponsored (!) by the UFC and Palantir. Trump's birthday part isn't looking too hot."