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Rock band with 'perhaps the most all time insufferable fanbase' known for 'dipshit autist fans' discussing time signatures, but their older material is acknowledged to rock with a 1993 live version of 'Sober' being considered an all-time favorite performance

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"**Tool:** Perhaps the most all time insufferable fanbase. I heard enough yammering about weird time signatures and drumming from their dipshit autist fans to make me want to off myself, but their older stuff really does rock. There's a live version of 'Sober' floating around youtube from '93 that's "
bands your contrarian brain wanted to hate, but couldn't · u/ianmcpooptarts · ↑250 · 2024-03-06
"I can't believe I let you 🚬gots convince me they suck for so long. I'm gonna go listen to Creed next."
I'm almost 30, and I just now finally "get" Tool. · u/DenseUse7376 · ↑152 · 2025-12-10
"Just got out of an absolutely atrocious open mic where a man who looked like a caricature of the average Tool listener read out a ten minute slam piece where he compared Boris Johnson to Darth Vader."
Worst show or concert you've ever been to? · u/BoredomThenFear · ↑145 · 2024-10-20
"I'm just glad I hadn't gotten into Tool during that phase, because if I had - oh boy..."
"Decided to get back to walking again after it really sunk in I'm a fat bastard and wanting to get myself into a tiny bit better of a shape before the Tool concert at the end of next month (reddit alert I know)."
Getting regular exercise again · u/LouReedTheChaser · ↑50 · 2025-10-27
"23. Sublime 24. Third Eye Blind 25. Toadies 26. Tool 27. White Zombie"
"tried Brazilian cuisine for the first time and saw Tool live (exactly like the memes, some guy next to me tried going on about universal resonance duringca break)"
Was a good day · u/LouReedTheChaser · ↑40 · 2025-11-29
"I really do not see the problem with their music, some of their songs in particular go well with daydrinking whilst walking in urban settings, for example. I do not listen to them regularly but I feel like the disdain is principally rooted in bandwagon hate. I wager that the mockery has more to do w"
Why is Tool such a mocked band? · u/idiotas32 · ↑30 · 2023-08-06
"Perhaps the most all time insufferable fanbase. I heard enough yammering about weird time signatures and drumming from their dipshit autist fans to make me want to off myself, but their older stuff really does rock."
bands your contrarian brain wanted to hate, but couldn't · u/ianmcpooptarts · ↑250 · 2024-03-06
"wanting to get myself into a tiny bit better of a shape before the Tool concert at the end of next month"
Getting regular exercise again · u/LouReedTheChaser · ↑50 · 2025-10-27
"saw Tool live (exactly like the memes, some guy next to me tried going on about universal resonance duringca break)"
Was a good day · u/LouReedTheChaser · ↑40 · 2025-11-29
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