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Tom Hanks

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Actor criticized for his performance in an airport-themed film where he plays a character from a fictional Eastern European country.

Mentions (6)
"Tom Hanks looking like a stay-at-home dad and solving gay ass riddles was what the mid-2000s were all about"
"Remember instant messaging? Even email was sexy at one time. They made a Meg Ryan movie about it with Tom Hanks."
I have theory on why it's hard to make friends these days · u/StopBreakingMyStuff · ↑174 · 2023-11-12
"Imagine if he turned around and was like 'Get ya BOMBACLOT hands off mi gal' and then every op-Ed for the next two weeks was like 'My Father Also Turned Into A Racist Character When He Got Angry- Why We Need To Hold Compassion For Chet Hanks'"
"Tom hanks shines in the role of a fucking bumbling retard that speaks English like an eighth grader imitating his favourite balkan-bait youtuber."
The Tom Hanks airport movie is horrible · u/waffleman258 · ↑76 · 2025-12-16
"we fly cropdusters over Tel Aviv spraying everyone with HIV and they all end up looking like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia"
how about giving AIDS to Israel? · u/Pyknosis26 · ↑39 · 2025-09-05
"Tom hanks shines in the role of a fucking bumbling retard that speaks English like an eighth grader"
The Tom Hanks airport movie is horrible · u/waffleman258 · ↑76 · 2025-12-16
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