"In Tajikistan they have this raw tobacco mush mixed with crushed up broken glass. I took a pinchful too much while having a fight with my ex and 3 seconds later just squirted vomit between my fingers in the middle of a crowded bus."
"shitty little single scoop of ice cream is 7 dollars now. this is joe biden's canada. meanwhile in tajikistan i can get the exact same thing but better for FIFTEEN CENTS. should i just bite the bullet and move?"