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Selena Gomez

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A celebrity criticized extensively for allegedly being untalented, obsessed with Justin Bieber, manipulative, and hypocritical about social issues and relationships.

Mentions (12)
"She's THIRTY-THREE years old and continues posting songs and doing tiktok trends about a 'toxic ex' despite being married to someone else. She dated justin bieber as a young adult, and it seems like it was her only achievement because everything she does is connected to him."
selena gomez is the most embarrassing person in the entire world · u/Virtual_Tiger9210 · ↑388 · 2025-10-22
"It was only until the rumors that Selena went to Skidrow to buy meth with Justin Bieber that I started to become interested. I'm in recovery for meth. I became fascinated with the conspiracies of Selena's amazing PR team covering up her allege polysubstance abuse, which is probably bs."
I don't like him for her · u/golden_asp · ↑330 · 2025-03-25
"I watched her documentary (boring) and at one point she talks about going to rehab for Lupus and the media claiming she went to rehab for drugs. Nobody goes to a drug rehab center for Lupus."
"I was very hot for a long time in a tiny delicately-rounded Selena Gomez-y sort of way- the baby-faced kind of hot that only works with very young skin and a starvation diet."
How to be a woman who is 43 and not hot anymore · u/CentripetalFarce · ↑199 · 2021-06-21
"am I the only one being exposed to this constantly on my Twitter feed? Why are they trying so hard to convince me how hot she is? I even like Selena but what is happening here"
Selena Gomez looking beautiful in new photos · u/JohnGoodmanFan · ↑158 · 2023-09-02
"It just seems like she has had zero pr training, never developed a personal style of her own so her team tries something new each time and it's like always a miss? I used to like her a lot and I'm almost 30, but out of curiosity who is her fan base?"
Does Selena Gomez' team hate her? · u/EnthusiasmMean9475 · ↑147 · 2024-01-16
"How can a Latina that hot be single To make matters worse, she's 30 making TikToks that she's single"
Is Selena Gomez mentally ill · u/redscare832 · ↑137 · 2023-11-22
"Also after he dated Selena Gomez, he LITERALLY said "I don't kiss and tell, but the only way a song like that can come across as real is if there's something else going on behind the scenes.""
I hate Charlie Puth · u/grussyappreciator · ↑120 · 2022-04-05
"NO idea what is going on w Selena Gomez' body but I work in the beauty industry and her brand, + Halie Bieber's brand + Ariana's brand (to a lesser extent but still) all get SO much press- Selena's in particular does an actual bomb of business. Meanwhile these young women are literally pumped and pu"
"I'm opening Facebook to see about events around me and being informed about how fat or skinny Selena Gomez is at the moment."
"saw someone say they wanted more fauxmoi pop culture content here. here u go. btw i'm done with all my finals and im excited to discuss this with u"
selena gomez engaged to some guy. thoughts? · u/Severe-Wolverine3080 · ↑38 · 2024-12-12
"When did we all collectively agree to tolerate worship of subpar singers, even SELENA GOMEZ. Who cares that Demi Lovato's last song hit 56 on the hot 100 for a week and then plummeted to 99."
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