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Securities and Exchange Commission, jokingly referenced as having an enforcement arm that would arrest hedge funds without incompetent receptionists.

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"The 4 teams that were chosen are 2 current and 2 future members of the two 'mega conferences.' The Southern Southeastern Conference (SEC) with teams now stretching from Texas to Florida, and the Midwestern Big Ten which now spans from LA to NYC."
"Stressed to the gills, I decide to go out and get blackout drunk. Abnormally so. It's an SEC college town so there are parties everywhere and I meet some new friends at a bar."
"I could write a book on this subject. There's a large emphasis on rushing even when you are still in HS in my home town and parents will take second jobs to pay for dues. Lots of nefarious things go on behind the scenes."
I was in a SEC sorority, AMA · u/charliekellyswife · ↑123 · 2024-03-07
"if you don't have one, all of the other hedge funds will think you're a fucking joke, investor confidence will plummet, and the enforcement arm of the SEC will have you arrested."
antique nazi dolls (or how i came to live in the big apple · u/father_karine · ↑82 · 2022-05-08
"I didn't go to a lesbian liberal arts college either, this is a flagship state school in the SEC."
A funny memory about a Trump protest the day after he was elected · u/candlelightcassia · ↑59 · 2025-07-24
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