"I go next. I do some stand-up. I've done hundreds of open mics. Nothing to write home about, but, like, unless you're totally hopeless, you don't do hundreds of sets without generating ten minutes of serviceable material. Whatever. If you think I'm talentless, then why are you reading this? Anyway, "
"I guess there's a couple of exceptions, I remember when I was a teenager enjoying Richard Pryor, Stewart Lee, Eddie Murphy ( I think every teenager loves Murphy for some reason), etc."