Pizza Hut

"We have a Pizza Hut in town that you just straight up can't call. It provides you a local number, but if you call it, it outsources your call to some call center, so now I have to answer 3 prompts before getting outsourced to an Indian call center to order a pizza that's 5 miles down the road from m"

"Cracker Barrel having a different vibe than Fridays which has a different vibe than Pizza Hut, which is a different vibe than Starbucks is the only architectural respite from monotony afforded to millions of Americans"

"yeah it's only for pizza hut but I'll take it. better than feeling like I'm a lowly dole bludger for another year."