"I grew up in Northern Virginia, where half the people work for the pentagon, CIA, or three letter agencies you've never heard of, and a decent chunk of the other half works for Amazon/the data center industry either directly or indirectly... It's simultaneously the most mundane suburbia to ever subu"
"I'm a tall ass wasian dude with floppy hair from the most sterile and soulless part of america (northern VA) with some european passports and absolutely zero culture. Like totally assimilated into liberal upper middle class American society, tech bro ass accent, college student trying to work in bio"