"The twist came when she told me he REFUSED to allow her to put out a Nespresso machine on the counter because 'he didn't want clutter'. So she has to keep it hidden away in a cabinet until she wants to use it, then put it right back."
"The Nespresso machine was like the iPhone of coffee. If you had a Nespresso machine at one point around 2015 you were posh and cultivated. Today you are a coffee philistine unless you grinding your own coffee and making espresso out of $4,000 La Marzocco machine."