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"Its become a relentless pandemic that kills far more Americans than covid, but it seems like everyone's just given up. The last time I can remember anyone relevant in politics even mention it was Michelle Obama."
"A few days later, as we were milking cows with our host, he mentioned that he thought Michelle Obama was a 🚂. We got so distracted asking him where he had seen this and why he believed it that we forgot we had turned on the hose for the cow trough."
"This is a completely genuine question from a non American. As far as I can tell all she did was marry Barack Obama and be uncontroversial, was that enough for her to be the most admired woman in the world"
"Bolivia used to have a state-run water supply before the World Bank intervened, just like Michelle Obama went after my M&M cookies and chocolate milk in high school. Listen to your gut people. Don't trust the World Bank and don't trust Michelle Obama."
"everything they say about it is like they just read some 'facts' written by Michelle Obama or something."
"The crowd going absolutely crazy over a lifesize cardboard cut out of Michelle Obama that was then 'crowdsurfed.' Again, totally sober crew."
"i just really feel for Michelle and the daughters"
"Regardless of what you think of the Obama's as people it's kind of weird and gross that every single time they come up there is at least a handful of brain rotted regards that feel the need to post something about how she's trans and has a bigger cock than Barry. On especially conservative sites/sub"
"The whole MAHA movement just feels very Michelle Obama coded. Perhaps Michelle Obama's cause would not make it in the modern world due to 'post positivity,' but still I would trust Michelle Obama's cookings, I bet she has some skills."
"His mom was cia doing shit in indonesia, he was a regular indonesian muslim kid, he works at the cia front business corporation or whatever it's called, and then when it's time he breaks up w his white nyc girlfriend and marries the picture of black excellence (from englewood chicago to harvard)."
"why do so many men want Michelle Obama to have a cock so bad? I feel like they fantasize about it being true. I'm not a huge Michelle Obama fan or anything but she is obviously a woman. Their kids both look exactly like the 2 of them combined. Imagine how she feels being accused of having a penis wh"
"Amanda Gorman "The Hill We Climb," Michelle Obama "The Light We Carry," Kamala Harris "The Truths We Hold," and the ever-burnable "All the Light We Cannot See.""
"Why does every lib woman (in my life) have to bring her up once a day? Now it's feeling more and more as if they're unironically referring to her as some sort of messiah figure... looks like she rose to the rank of "vice president for Community and External Affairs" for University of Chicago Hospita"
"Michelle Obama "The Light We Carry,""
"Bookstore around alphabet city still requires masks and pretty much only sells Michelle Obama books"