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High IQ society discussed as more embarrassing than virginity, representing extreme mental pretension that pushes beyond ordinary virginity

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"MENSA-tards, when do you bring up the IQ test to your date to determine if you're compatible? Before or after you sleep together?"
"I have never heard anyone say the word IQ in my adult life. Same with 'gifted' and MENSA. I do not believe these people exist and if they do I don't believe they would talk about it in a public setting"
I refuse to fall for the IQ discourse propaganda · u/descentmountain · ↑104 · 2025-09-23
"They take the virgin predisposition and via a kind of extreme mental gayness push it far past the bounds of ordinary "conventional" virginity. The incel is basically metaphysically outmoded by the MENSA member."
"If you think IQ is in any way a descriptor worth looking towards you don't know many high IQ people. Just go to MENSA and cringe out with the fellow narcissists."
Talking about IQ is midwit behavior · u/AngryMurlocHotS · ↑59 · 2023-08-27
"There are few possible design choices God could have made that are quite as hilarious as giving the most insufferable and often unproductive members of society such seemingly high potential. It does a disservice to the obese community to call Mensa spiritually fat because these people have less acco"
Mensa is proof that God has a sense of humor · u/Beautiful-State9649 · ↑42 · 2025-06-04
"I'm talking about the girls that used to fuck up the grading curve. The girls in the Latin Club and the National Honor Society. Chicks with weird clothes, braces, four eyes, and 4.0 GPAs. Brainy articulate bookworms, with MENSA cards in their purses and chips on their shoulders."
"but it makes me think about how everything from politics to dating and basic human interaction has been transformed into byzantine horror shows gradually whittling out anyone who didn't get the flyer at the MENSA club that tells you about it."
Nerds truly ruined the world · u/NotFBIButDMforGuns · ↑39 · 2022-06-25
"There are few possible design choices God could have made that are quite as hilarious as giving the most insufferable and often unproductive members of society such seemingly high potential."
Mensa is proof that God has a sense of humor · u/Beautiful-State9649 · ↑42 · 2025-06-04
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