"when we broke up he was on a kick where he believed he was jesus and i am mary magladene. i went back and checked about a year later, it has over 500 pages now and it's finished. i read all of it."
"luigi is morally pure, a completely clean digital footprint, hates porn, has endless women thirsting over him but due to his broken back, cannot engage in sexual relations. possibly celibate even before surgery (Mary Magdalene parallels)"