Mentions (6)
"Don't go psycho martha stewart making everything looks pinterest perfect and being tense/weird."
"She's 81 years old. She doesn't even look that fake. Kinda slays honestly. Kills me to think of the children who've been harvested for her youth."
"Watch Martha Stewart's show from the 90s. It's very sane, relaxing, and inspiring. Very different from the talk show turn she took in the mid-2000s through today, which is upsetting."
"How to make a cocktail when you don't have an iceberg for an ice cube?"
"Martha Stewart as Veronica Lake"
"This Queen couldn't get charged for insider trading, so they got her with 'lying'. They hate to see a billionaire girlboss one person conglomerate win, so they locked her up for 150 days."