"I can also get to Lyon, Paris, and Marseille within 3 hours, and other larger towns and smaller cities in a half hour to an hour with public transportation. Everything people say about the French only applies to Paris, and maybe Lyon."
"Can anyone who lives in the following cities please get temporarily married to me (just on paper) so I can immigrate and tarnish your beautiful town with my putrid American stench: - Lisbon - Paris - Madrid - Merseille - London - Dublin - Berlin - Amsterdam - Lyon"