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Lenny Kravitz

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60-year-old rockstar who looks significantly better than younger anti-aging obsessed millionaire Bryan Johnson

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"How is that millionaire (Bryan Johnson) obsessed with staying young looks like an old lesbian at 45, meanwhile Lenny Kravitz is 60 living the life of a rockstar and looks 10x better? Is it just that 'black don't crack' or is there any other explanation?"
"I went to the VMAs earlier tonight (my friend was nominated) and the whole thing felt fully invested in hitting every branch on the 90s nostalgia tree. Mariah Carey and Lenny Kravitz were there."
Are we just fully dick sucking the 1990s now · u/MilesTrahan · ↑67 · 2025-09-08
"Remember when Lenny Kravits did the coolest thing of all time and ripped his leather pants mid-guitar-solo, revealing not only was he wearing no underwear, but a gold cock-ring on his sweaty black hog? Remember that? WHY WAS HE WEARING A COCK RING DURING A CONCERT?!?!?"
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