"I swear to be considered for anything, men have to be the most yuppie versions of themselves, don't look like Leave it to Beaver? Sorry we can't approve you for anything."
"I had a 50s phase where for 6th grade to 9th grade I wore rolled up jeans, Chuck Taylors, plaid shirts, only listened to music made from 1955-1963 or so, huge Sinatra aficionado, watched Leave It To Beaver on repeat, acted like Beaver Cleaver"