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"The OG Lana fans I knew in high school were anonymously bullying girls on tumblr to the point that some were taken out of school. Now it's 'noooo she married a guy who shared a distasteful picture to Facebook half a decade ago, how could she do this to us' They want her to be cooler Taylor Swift so "
"Lana after her MS show, recent Selena red carpet, SS in the new Rolling Stones video"
"What a cruel move. Lana was just standing there trying not to cry. Fuck taylor and her aeternal victimhood."
"Literally any celebrity couple (except Lana and croc boy)"
"I'm 27 and as I squeeze her hand during her final moments I play her some of our favorite Grateful Dead and Lana songs."
"Like I'm starving and slowly killing myself for what? To be oh so Lolita coquette Lana Del Rey Cassie from skins 90s heroin chic butterfly model babe? The fuck is that?"
"Lets keep these L posts going. We have to overtake the lawful wiggers talking about vidya games and ye and get back to lana del rey diary posting."
"I've seen your slideshows of Donna Tartt. I've seen your links to Alexander McQueen collections from the late 90s. I've seen your pictures of Lana Del Rey eating fast food."
"Like, it's not like she got a little fat, she got like full on median latina teenager obese. Of course she is much better than all of us so it's not like I'm shaming her, I'm just curious as to how it happened, like, phenomenalogically. Like, she must have been eating a lot of food."
"I am halfway down this pipeline. Most of you are two thirds of the way down. This subreddit is a space for formerly artistic contrarian girlies to complain about how "kids these days" dress and to advocate for banning porn, gambling, and marijuana."
"i was in a k hole and my friends were talking and someone casually mentioned lana del rey. i hadn't said anything in 10-15 mins as i was busy melting into an hermes scarf. apparently i sat up and was like well lana del rey is fat now and then laid back down and was gone again."
"i'm so cool and detached and listen to Lana del Rey, but my humongous tits and ass keep scaring all the good men away 😔 i'm literally the perfect tradwife, don't dm me or anything though haha"
"can't wait to give pussy to a man who has had a strict workout routine and no pussy since 2019. feeling more Lana than Lana lately."
"don't get me wrong i really like a lot of pop music but most pop artists have a character. Lana is a great example. Taylor Swift has fucking nothing."
"The position has a term length of one year, is appointed by the Librarian of the US Congress, and is responsible for very few official duties. Lana would be responsible for giving a lecture and reading, as well as introducing poets at Library of Congress events. Beyond that she could pursue any proj"
"Jack Antonoff can be rearranged to 'jack'n off a ton' and Lana del Rey in Spanish means 'The king's wool'"
"these Lana del ray-Fiona apple-lux lisbonite types claiming ownership of it are just ironically latching on to a term that hasn't had a real grounded community attached to it in a long while."
"There's some dipshit zoomer girl running around my city here doing this extremely tryhard tradcath larper bit, making music like some kind of 3rd rate shitty """"Appalachian"""" Lana Del Rey. She clearly wants to be Dasha so bad it's fuckin ridiculous."
"Just some cute pics from yesterday I saw on Twitter https://twitter.com/dixiedemalio/status/1779083279985262812?t=7oGa9ujAeaNbWie7i1TI2A&s=19"
"Being from a country where all the women have the opinions that the lana loving coquettes and trad twitter men love to espouse on the american internet is wild."
"Watching old live videos of her you really think nobody has come close to her even in the era of the 'pop girlie.' Truly last of the greats. Maybe Lana, maybe."
"listened to lana del rey and cried... i'm so abject :'''("
"Could his music taste - charli xcx, Lana del Rey, Britney Spears (unconfirmed), Taylor swift indicate anything?"
"I have never seen someone do it like it was testing out a new fashion that flopped before abruptly reverting to her oldself but even more beautiful."
"Lana Del Rey announced she was "going country" on her newest album 'Lasso'. It's not entirely out of her range, but come on... Jack Antonoff and "country music" ought to never be in the same sentence."
"Britney is everything Lana pretends to be. White trash. I believe Britney has fucked on a dirty hotel floor and not cause she knew it would be a banger song lyric."
"also dasha- you should listen to hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have by lana del rey. u would appreciate the night gown lyrics."
"I remember Hipster Runoff detailing the backstory of Lana Del Ray and how she was a failed mainstream pop singer who got lip fillers and reinvented herself as a Tumblr indie artist. Her debut 'Videogames' music video had kitschy vintage visuals mixed with webcam footage. The main drive behind her br"
"I was going to end up dating only abusive older men no matter what media I consumed. In fact I was being taken advantage of long before Dasha even threw on that sailor top. Being an object is a lot more romantic and dramatic than being a real person."
"he's now justifying it by saying that this is his second residence (worth $1M) and he "needs it loud". he also plans on having a party with his 70 YO mother next weekend despite being currently ill with covid."
"and i'm sure everyone knows how moving his lyrics were, again inspired an entire generation of writers, from Morrissey to Julian Casablancas to Lana Del Rey."
"its obvious what shes up to. dragging around lana at the awards etc. trying to align herself with her. she could never do anything as authentic as lana but its obvious shes been trying to bite her writing and style"
"Before you get mad, I like Lana. I think she looks hot. Even now lol. Also looks like she's had cosmetic surgery before that's apparent but done very tastefully. What has she actually gotten done? Aside from the nose job."
"the men that lana del rey is singing about"
"Come on down to Florida, I got somethin' for ya. Pics from the pit ✌🏻"
"But the 'big song' should've gone to Lana Del Rey, not Lady Gaga. Since when does Gaga give dreamy nostalgia/sad-core/intoxicating romance vibes?? Never send a Gaga to do a Lana job."
"listened to born to die - paradise edition (special version) for the first time ever and unfortunately she's very good :/ avoided the hype for so long because she was all the rage on tumblr in 2012"
"Despite being a straight woman, I am sexually attracted to fat lana? (I found skinny lana pretty but not like this) I should really stop drunk posting but I really want to kiss her"
"Say what you will about her aesthetically but those energy reserves gave us her best work. Blue Banisters and Ocean Blvd were her most mature works!! Totally think people hang onto albums like Ultraviolence for nostalgia reasons."
"Lana didn't even say anything insulting in response to Ethel. Like, the most extreme possible interpretation of Lana's lyrics is that she's calling Ethel a hater and a copycat. Ethel was definitely being a hater."
"Even Lana (although her waspy Target style is kind of endearing)."
"These days, wearing rosary beads is likely to signify a Lana Del Rey fan."
"Anyways so as i'm giving him a blowjob all of a sudden mariners apartment complex starts playing and my boyfriend INSTANTLY lost his erection after hearing the song for like 10 seconds."
"Isn't Nancy Sinatra herself already the gangsta Nancy Sinatra? Her father literally had mob ties"
"I love her so much, she looks like such a beautiful Renaissance woman"
"Is there something naturally alluring and inherently erotic about southern culture in a kind of pseudo-Lana enjoyer kind of way or am I just losing my mental stability?"
"As much as a little of that is probably is still true, as besides a few actually creative artists like Kanye, Amy, Lana and Kendrick, barely anything released since the 2010s is remembered more than a few years after release, likely due to the corporatization of music similar to what happened to mov"
"1. Venice Bitch 2. West Coast 3. Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it 4. Video Games 5. The greatest 6. Born to Die 7. California 8. Brooklyn Baby 9. White Dress 10. Mariners Apartment Complex"
"ok but lana lowkey ate when she said my pussy tastes like pepsi cola like okay i see you girl"
"Stop tricking me into briefly considering your takes by pretending to be a woman or gay, fucking psycho."
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