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Keir Starmer

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UK Prime Minister whose allies allegedly blocked Andy Burnham from running as parliamentary candidate due to fears of a leadership challenge

Mentions (13)
"Genuinely don't understand how he restrains himself around the current labour frontbench. I know politicians are thick skinned but I wouldn't begrudge him if he launched himself off the backbenches and put Keir Starmer in a chokehold."
"His major take on Starmer is that he's ugly and didn't prosecute Jimmy Savile. Such incredible insight. Wow."
Chapo so bad on UK stuff · u/subcomcwiii · ↑272 · 2024-08-09
"The UK, France, Germany, Italy, etc are all major cultural exporters/global influences, but Spain just isn't. Meloni is funny, Macron's married to his teacher, Friedrich Merz has abysmally fucked up hair, Starmer."
It's legitimately insane how little relevance Spain has on the global stage · u/evilarmeniantailor · ↑264 · 2025-10-04
"some uk left twitter psycho: ah fookin ate that keir starmer lad. ah ate im!"
chapo trap house · u/everwasever · ↑248 · 2024-08-12
"Drag queen story time, drag queen singsong on kids shows, politicians meeting with drag queens (Keir Starmer has just done this). What the fuck is going on? Is it really such a huge part of pop culture now that it warrants our politicians meeting with them to discuss 'LGBT issues'?"
The Drag influence on our society · u/AonghusMacKilkenny · ↑111 · 2021-07-19
"Lyrics that read as is chat gpt emulating guardian opinion headings and all that male feminist bullshit aside it is hilarious how with each new record the singer has to apologize for the previous one. 'I promise this time I won't get political' one flat white later: 'the tories are all evil and Jere"
Can't think of a band I hate more than Idles · u/deleuze69 · ↑96 · 2024-04-18
"I find myself hating the government for exclusively catering to r-worded boomers and corporations while offering fuck all to young people (when asked what he could offer young people in the UK, Rishi Sunak's only response was that he would cut their taxes lmao. Sir Keir's answer wasn't much better e"
L POST ALERT: Being unemployed is turning me into a psycho · u/RidinOnTheMayflower · ↑80 · 2024-09-03
"Starmers gonna make Obama look like FDR it's so sad"
"Also Kier Starmer does nothing for me but I don't think he said that Lmfaoo"
Tell me this isn't the BBC inflaming an issue to incite panic? End times · u/ikissedblackphillip · ↑50 · 2025-04-22
"I'm taking absolutely every precaution to seem like I'm not - going on long mental health walks (which they believe because they're libs/Starmer supporters), washing my hands in the ponds/lakes I walk past before I come back home"
"Some NEC members were concerned about an expensive mayoral election to replace Burnham, and allies of Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer feared he could mount a leadership challenge, should he return to Westminster."
Andy Burnham has been blocked from running lol · u/geoffbezos1 · ↑47 · 2026-01-25
"So its not enough that the graduate market is flooded with overeducated baristas and rent costs £20200202020202020200 for a studio. You literally have to submit photo id and self surveillance of your literal face to a third party private American company if you want to rub your pussy to two twinks o"
"Its overdone but this would be legitimately be the funniest thing ever"
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