← Back to Canon
person

Karl Malone

🎲

Famous basketball player whose nephew was the man who shot himself after being caught masturbating at a bikini coffee drive-thru

Related (2)
TempeArizona
Mentions (1)
"He also happened to be both a husband and a father, and a guy in his mid-20s(who happened to be a nephew of famous basketball player Karl Malone, which is an objectively funny non-sequitur.)"
In quiet moments I get nauseous about the bikini coffee drive thru guy who shilot himself in the head. · u/ocotillospikes · ↑689 · 2025-02-10
powered by Intelligence Briefings Co.