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Online betting/prediction market platform criticized for enabling gambling on phones instead of traditional casino games

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"This includes betting on whether there'll be famine in Gaza (which paid out yesterday). These people are not human."
"And you'd trade that for losing your money gambling on your PHONE?! "Kalshi gives 3x returns on the White House twitter referencing Agartha this month" put on your best suit and sit at the poker table you worthless maggot."
"As Satanic as Kalshi and Polymarket are they are at least public info for this stuff. Odds have went 17% to 37% in an hour, massive pulls like that usually mean someone has insider info."
"I am imagining Andy Kaufman, or some other weirdo artist strolling up and down the Atlantic City boardwalk with a big screen that has betting odds for 'Salvadoran Priest Executed By Firing Squad' while filming the pigpeople who actually make the wagers. Is Kalshi an art project? Is the joke on me?"
"kinda want to bet on Kalshi that he changes his brand, realizing the true secret to longevity is to live in the moment."
Our longevity boy is going to Mars tomorrow · u/GreshlyLuke · ↑85 · 2025-11-09
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