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John Kerry

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Presidential candidate represented as Ambien in opposition to George W. Bush's cocaine in a drug-politics framework.

Mentions (5)
"He clearly clashed with Clintonite dems. John Kerry said he was the future of the party as early as 2004. Why then did none of that happen? Why did the democrats immediately revert to Clinton (then 70) in 2016?"
The Obama administration looks increasingly bizarre in retrospect · u/Blooming_Sedgelord · ↑426 · 2026-01-22
"I thought she was kidding, but she showed me a bunch of selfies with arafat, bush, john kerry, zapatero, netanhayu, every world leader you could think of, and every single one had a ridiculous open mouthed grin."
"He was very much of the lineage of Kerry, Gore, Dukakis, and Mondale: a bland, sexless functionary whose campaign strategy is premised on the rest of the Democratic field being just as charmless as he is."
Biden being a rapist is a net positive with Democratic voters. · u/sisterrayrobinson · ↑72 · 2020-05-12
"Every presidential nominee is a drug. And the drug that matters most in the cultural psyche is the one that wins. George W. Bush vs John Kerry => Cocaine vs Ambien"
"Kerry came close to winning the election while losing the popular vote in 2004, so its not entirely unthinkable."
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