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Jeff Bezos

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Referenced in a meme about learned helplessness where social media tells people there's no point working hard because Bezos will kill them.

Mentions (6)
"Jeff Besoz' and Lauren Sanchez are not giving quiet luxery - wearing Ralph Lauren at the Hamptons, "wealthy men prefer skinny supermodel types" - aesthetic, and that sculpture of her looks genuinely- oversized playmobil quality -atrocious."
I am bothered by how the rich spend their money · u/on_doveswings · ↑1000 · 2023-09-18
"On a scale of homeless to Jeff Bezos this guy is a nothing. He's a worm to the oligarchs that actually run the world."
The UHC CEO was not a member of the Billionaire class · u/DomitianusAugustus · ↑957 · 2024-12-06
"You're not really antiwork until Jeff Bezos is hiring an army of pinkertons to firebomb your riot into submission."
"To not aim for any personal development because thousands of memes every day tell them 'Lol, adulting is too hard so I stay in bed with my cat because that's self care' and 'There is no point working hard, the world is on fire and Jeff Bezos is going to kill you in your bed tonight.'"
Why are millennials such children? · u/Vexed_Sedevacantist · ↑154 · 2025-08-14
"Everybody thinks this post is about just Bezos, so I guess that was the pr win for Bezos"
"Jeff Bezos looks like Rick Owens if you pulled all of his hair out and tossed him in a microwave"
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