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"We were talking about JD Vance as Trump's guy and even he seemed a little concerned as the conversation went on. I was staring right at his cock the whole time and thinking how much I'd realistically be able to take. I brought up how the media swarmed over the JD Vance couch story (it came up since "
"I'm five years younger than JD Vance and am about to clock into my pizza delivery job. LMAO @ me man. How you mid 30s ppl doin? Did you get to a good place or crash out?"
"Played his cards absolutely perfectly and is now the de-facto shadow leader to the new tard in the oval office with JD Vance as his tech-y stooge"
"JD Vance argues that American boys should be in construction instead of migrants. NYT argues they don't want to do this work. JD Vance says they would if they were paid well. The NYT essentially moves on to their next stupid topic."
"He's already hiring more campaign managers and even has JD Vance going around the country doing speeches. You can tell Trump is worn out. Not from his age, but from the sadness and grief of not being able to run against his favorite enemy."
"There's often posts about how Le Europe needs to re-arm and become a military power again yet there's a post that just popped up on my feed from a few days ago where the headline is JD Vance saying pretty much exactly that and everyone commenting is in tears over the neoliberal world order or whatev"
"Picture of JD Vance with a title amounting to 'this guy fucking sucks!' Literally r/pics. Is nothing sacred?"
"The pope died and half the posts on the front page are about JD Vance killing him, while the other half are saying "good riddance"."
"This is one of the most extreme examples that the government has totally been captured by the Soy Right (other than JD Vance being Vice President)"
"Anna please have an orgasm from pleasurable sex we're begging you we want you to be happy and fulfilled so you might stop sucking on jd Vance's nutsack 💔"
"He graduated from Yale Law School. Surely he understands procedure and use of force stipulations. I thought that he was staying in trumps corner for as long as he needed to and would later tone it down for his 2028 run. But I think his stance on this shooting will cost him the election."
"JD Vance has the gall to lecture Europeans about free speech"
"The hate on childless women is so misplaced. JD Vance missed by a mile."
"The story of JD Vance fucking a couch cushion is completely fabricated, but (I think) the first leftist shitpost to win the hearts and minds of the media and the public. It's on par with Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer, except this time it's made up and working against a vice presidential political"
"He only missed out on those JD Vance memes, which he thoroughly enjoyed when I could finally show him. Other than that, being in a coma for all of March is truly the best time for this to happen"
"As annoying tumblr therapy speak millenials/zoomers turn right wing as they get older we're gonna see a lot more of this bullshit (e.g., JD Vance's autistic special interest is being a fascist). This honestly shows why the whole lens of excusing bad behavior on trauma is so stupid when taken to this"
"JD Vance says he loves reading Yarvin. Do they take us all for idiots?"
"Like, first and foremost it's a fake quote from his book and totally not real, but is it so weird for a teenager to do something that is supposed to mimic sex? Putting your donger in a latex glove with lube in it seems way less weird than getting off to watching another guy bang a girl."
"So I said 'JD Vance?' and he goes 'No! That millionaire guy!' He genuinely thought Musk was the VP and I think that's sad and hilarious."
"Joe is clearly more confortable talking to JD than Trump, laughing, bringing up wacky stuff like the Mongols or guys flashing their balls with miniskirt...JD Vance does come across as more down to earth and relatable, but you can still see he's a politcian, no doubts about it. If you're sharp, there"
"In a very particular, immediately, cellularly repulsive kind of way. Reminiscent of Ted Cruz. If you've ever swung open the door to a garden shed looking for a rake and instead found an opossum, hissing and blinking in the light instead, it's like that. Uncanny."
"Where are the millennials? Or gen Xers at least? I don't even give a fuck if it's AOC or JD Vance, can we just STOP ELECTING 90 YEAR OLDS WHAT THE FUCK"
"But I don't have a good mental model for people like, oh, I don't know, Anna Khachiyan, Michael Knowles, and JD Vance. People who clearly have enough higher-order thinking skills to know that Trump is a profoundly immoral person, and probably even said so at one point, but continue to defend him no "
"I think that for Republicans to win the presidency, they can't have a nerdy 🚬 politician like Ron Desantis or JD Vance."
"Imagine escaping the typical statistical outcome of poverty, graduating from Yale law school, marrying a nice wealthy girl, writing a best selling memoir, becoming a senator, and now becoming the vice president of the United States."
"JD Vance. Lebron James. Vivek Ramaswamy. iShowSpeed."
"Trump is obviously very ill (with a stroke, perhaps), and they're going to install JD Vance as acting president very soon. Mark my words."
"Make no mistake: JD Vance's peons to the working man aren't rooted in any realistic plans to reinvigorate the country's industrial economy. The payoff of his interpretation of his upbringing is, like his Republican forebears, that poor people are lazy unwilling to help themselves."
"Doesn't matter if he doesn't look that fat in (an admittedly well tailored) suit. His face is fat. His beard has covering-up-double-chin energy. His vibe is fat. Not the best pick by Trump 2bh. He'll still win, but I don't see how Vance appeals to voters outside of the sort of voters who were alread"
"And thereafter when he inevitably runs for president in 2028 😒"
"JD Vance's comment single handedly made a new personality for annoying women. I am so tired of hearing something that was said I don't know how many years ago. It really doesn't matter and people are over inflating it to an extreme degree."
"Trump can barely stand the guy and probably blames him for tanking the entire ticket. Probably one of the weakest VP picks in modern history."
"legitimately thought this was posted to rsp as a bit"
"Honestly she could be a good career politician like JD Vance considering her extreme opportunism + lacking any kind of sincerity and consistency when it comes to her views."
"some harry potter and jane austen fan fiction (im a male!), a JD Vance ass blog from my adolescence"
"Like, i seriously think JD Vance especially had his beliefs about Europe shaped on 'Americans fat and dumb' videos made by French and Russian youtube channels."
"He could have kept up his image as the reasonable counter-balance to Trump's insanity but his dickless 'wHY dON't yOu SaY tHAnK yOU' has made him even more contemptible."
"JD Vance is a not a goddamn joke, he is a great politician with a great story who's been given the keys to lead a party that now has a legitimate cultural and media apparatus with which to spread their ideals. and im not going to demonize them, i just dont agree with them."
"Peter Thiel gay
JD Vance probably definitely gay
Lord Mandelson calls Epstein his 'best pal' in letter to Epstein"
"People like, oh, I don't know, Anna Khachiyan, Michael Knowles, and JD Vance. People who clearly have enough higher-order thinking skills to know that Trump is a profoundly immoral person"
"And thereafter when he inevitably runs for president in 2028 😒"
"the fats are mad at the fat JD Vance photoshops"
"He could have kept up his image as the reasonable counter-balance to Trump's insanity but his dickless "wHY dON't yOu SaY tHAnK yOU" has made him even more contemptible."
"this was a critique JD Vance made almost a year ago about universities"
"JD Vance(Rustbelt Messiah)"
"i don't like him for being a republican and i'm sure he holds many beliefs i'd find odious, but his nomination means i'm being served a deluge of information"