HGTV | Red Scare Canon

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"Seriously, is this some HGTV thing? Did those property brother ghouls distill the lifelessness of their eyes into a vinyl pattern, then get a bunch of horny suburban moms to push for it?"

WTF is with gray wood floors?? · u/Shmodecious · ↑111 · 2023-10-05

"Not hosts, not guests, not contestants. They're all unspeakably dull."

I have never seen a person on HGTV that I would want to be friends with · u/Apart_Candidate4428 · ↑75 · 2023-11-13