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Henry Cavill

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Actor referenced in discussion of straight men making repetitive jokes about wanting to have sex with masculine male celebrities.

Mentions (4)
"You couldn't even get knocked up normally and now have the audacity to select down to only supermen with genius IQs and 6 foot 4. Its lowkey disturbing like I think its a fetish thing where it turns them on to think of henry cavills semen inside them"
Sperm donation is bleak · u/chemtrails-club · ↑349 · 2023-08-12
"one looked like henry cavill one like don draper and one like denzel. they heroically saved the day put out the fire then fitted 3 fire alarms all in about 15mins then disappeared into the night looking all handsome and brave."
"Dude I'd fuck Henry Cavill and I'm straight. It reminds me of boomer men talking about black football players. Dude he's a BEAST!!!! He would destroy me!! (Sexually)"
"Oh yeah and Henry Cavill, he can't act, he's atrocious at it lol."
Actors who can't act but you like anyway? · u/Lewisiamwhoyouthin · ↑34 · 2024-02-14
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